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| 05 Jan 2015 07:11 PM |
you are working your shift at an ice cream stand
you have thirty minutes left in your shift
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:13 PM |
1. restore the working man to his rightful glory 2.dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board 3.saw the tables of tyranny in half 4.gnaw at the ankles of big business
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:14 PM |
eat icecream
~While you were reading this,im taking the cookie from your cookie jar~ |
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:14 PM |
i also plce down bomb that explodes wonce sumbudy opins icecream container
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:15 PM |
"1. restore the working man to his rightful glory 2.dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board 3.saw the tables of tyranny in half 4.gnaw at the ankles of big business"
you attempt to start a revolution in the ice cream stand but your boss throws you out after listening to you talk for over 9000 seconds
you are now on the streets in the cold, pouring rain
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:19 PM |
"you are now on the streets in the cold, pouring rain" i spend my last 12 dollars and 32 cents on a can of read spray paint and a bj. after receiving sed bj, i spray paint the cart with the anarchy symbol, blast some crass over the speakers and set my self on fire
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:21 PM |
same anser az top
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:22 PM |
besides the fire part kk?
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:22 PM |
"i spend my last 12 dollars and 32 cents on a can of read spray paint and a bj. after receiving sed bj, i spray paint the cart with the anarchy symbol, blast some crass over the speakers and set my self on fire"
you are now on fire
this results in burning
someone sprays you with a hose and tells you that fire was $14.99/minute
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:28 PM |
i punch that man and yell "down with consumerism" and run into the woods, never to be seen again
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:29 PM |
"i punch that man and yell "down with consumerism" and run into the woods, never to be seen again"
you are in the woods
a bear approaches
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:31 PM |
kill yoruself
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:31 PM |
i let the bear maul, and i do it for the skinhead brotherhood we will rise again
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:32 PM |
you cannot die by choice
"i let the bear maul, and i do it for the skinhead brotherhood we will rise again"
you sit ravaged in the woods, your body torn apart, but still somehow alive
it begins raining salt
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:35 PM |
pull yourself under a tree with your chin.
you make some make shift bandages out of plants. |
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:36 PM |
bite off someone's face
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:36 PM |
"pull yourself under a tree with your chin."
you try to pull yourself under a tree but realize you have now been given magic powers by the bear
your wounds heal and you fly off into the sunset
you wake up
you fell asleep at your shift
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:39 PM |
| yell "MY HEAD IS MAD EOF NACHOS!" then get kicked out for real |
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:40 PM |
| because they think your insane |
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:43 PM |
"you sit ravaged in the woods, your body torn apart, but still somehow alive
it begins raining salt" slowly begin to expected my fate as the giant pretzel man
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| 05 Jan 2015 07:43 PM |
*accept
let's all have another orange julius |
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