67thave
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| 05 Jan 2015 05:20 PM |
You wake up in an average American suburban house. What do you do?
A) Go downstairs B) Try to figure out where exactly you are C) Sing a song D) Find a person and speak to them |
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67thave
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| 05 Jan 2015 05:22 PM |
You search through the house and stumble upon an average Disney Channel father, who thinks that you're his daughter.
What do you do?
A) Tell him to make you breakfast B) Wonder why he thinks you're a girl C) Tell him that you're late for school D) Ask him what today is |
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| 05 Jan 2015 05:22 PM |
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{Mountain dew or dew not. There is no dewrito.} |
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67thave
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| 05 Jan 2015 05:26 PM |
You tell him that you're late for school, but he doesn't believe you. He responds by saying:
"Alexi, it's only 7 AM! School doesn't begin until 8:10 AM! It's hard to believe that sometimes you can be such an airhead!"
After those phrases, you hear a faint laughing sound in the background, but you barely notice it, because it feels as if it's always been part of your reality. What do you do now?
A) Request a specific meal for breakfast B) Go to the bathroom C) Review the homework you got last night D) Cut to the theme song |
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67thave
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nieuwen
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| 05 Jan 2015 05:30 PM |
E) Commit sooicide
u just won the lottery |
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67thave
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| 05 Jan 2015 05:47 PM |
You ask your father to make you all natural whole-wheat toast with Nutella.
He makes it for you, and you eat it. After all, you love Nutella, right?
What do you do now?
A) Go to the bathroom B) Go to school C) Inspect your homework D) Wonder why you all of a sudden crave Nutella |
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67thave
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| 05 Jan 2015 05:50 PM |
You go to the bathroom and look in the mirror. You stare back at yourself, and you realize that you are indeed a typical Disney Channel protagonist, which explains why your "dad" called you Alexi, and why you have a sudden craving for Nutella.
What do you do now?
A) Put on more makeup and lipstick B) Go to school C) Think about boys D) Sing a pop song |
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67thave
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| 05 Jan 2015 05:56 PM |
All of a sudden, you begin to sing in an auto-tuned voice. It goes something like this:
Oh, it takes a lot to be like me But sometimes, you just let it be A pretty girl in an imperfect world But just follow me, and you'll see
I'm a leader, a lover, and a singer too Interested in all the fashions that are hip and new And I love memes that go "dududu", because I'm nerdy and stuff
After singing your theme song, what do you do?
A) Go to school B) Listen to music C) Check how well your song is performing on the Sketchboard 150 D) Call your best friend on your mePhone 7 |
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67thave
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| 05 Jan 2015 06:03 PM |
You decide to grab your mePhone 7 before you leave school, and listen to some tunes on it while walking.
While listen to "Love Is Just a Bit Crazy" by a group called "The Australian Fruitflies", you bump into your best friend Gina. She asks you how you have been. How do you respond?
A) Fine, though I'm worried Jason doesn't like me. B) I've been feeling great! C) OK, I guess... I can't wait for the new Ten Minutes of Winter album! D) Just been catching up on some great memes, such as that cute lil' triumphant baby! |
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| 05 Jan 2015 06:05 PM |
A, like every single cliche teen show in the universe.
|Shapes! I quite like Shapes, and birds. What were we talking about again?| |
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67thave
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| 05 Jan 2015 06:08 PM |
You tell Gina that you're worried Jason doesn't like you anymore. Gina responds by saying that you're a great person, and even though the world is imperfect, you can make it through no matter the odds.
How do you respond to that? A) Well, I guess you're right, and we all have our insecurities... B) That can't be true! The world is perfect and so am I! C) I just remembered that I think we have a test today! D) I'm forever alone... *sobs* |
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67thave
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| 05 Jan 2015 06:11 PM |
You tell Gina that you agree with her, and you feel better. She then tells you that she just Frozen on DVD and wants to watch it with you tonight!
How do you respond? A) Oh my gosh, I love Frozen! I feel like such a nerd to enjoy that movie, though. B) Frozen is the greatest movie ever! Elsa reminds me of me! C) Frozen makes me proud to be a nerd! Of course I'll watch it with you! D) Of course. It's way better than that other animated movie about blocks. That one stunk. |
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Sonrick98
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| 05 Jan 2015 06:13 PM |
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ im so overweight but i can still run faster than your crappy computerヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ |
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