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| 24 Dec 2014 01:24 PM |
NEW BOSS RUSH! The old one was ignored or deleted due to Forum Games deleted.
BOSS 1: Elite Noob
HP: 500
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| 25 Dec 2014 05:04 PM |
Where is the CS? Or we play as ourselves? Anyway, if we do play as ourselves, I throw rapid rocky snowballs with a gun at the Elite Noob. |
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| 25 Dec 2014 05:05 PM |
The Elite Noob is cut! Some projectiles are deflected but miss! Total: 40 damage. Elite Noob HP: 460 |
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| 25 Dec 2014 05:10 PM |
| I take a Chainsaw and start ripping him to pieces. |
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| 25 Dec 2014 05:12 PM |
Elite Noob is partially torn, Elite Noob grabs and throws your chainsaw at you! You took: 30 damage You HP: 70 Total: 200 damage Elite Noob HP: 260 |
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| 25 Dec 2014 05:24 PM |
| I begin to start spamming and he does damage to himself of anger. |
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| 25 Dec 2014 05:41 PM |
| Shoot him in the face. Of his face. Double headshot...? |
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| 25 Dec 2014 05:47 PM |
| I blow into my trumpet, which unleashes flaming sound waves, burning him. |
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| 26 Dec 2014 08:21 PM |
You spam at him. Elite Noob is barely affected (Elite Noob is resistant to spam.) Total: 20 damage. Elite Noob HP: 240 |
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| 26 Dec 2014 08:23 PM |
| I give him a pair of scissors and he runs with it. |
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| 26 Dec 2014 09:36 PM |
He stabs himself, out of clumsiness, he stabs you too. You took: 10 damage. You HP: 60 Total: 40 damage. Elite Noob HP: 200 |
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| 26 Dec 2014 09:45 PM |
| I ask if he wants to exist, as a fake error that was suppost to say exit. He says no, so he can stay. But he dissapears into nothingness becuase he said he did not want to exist. |
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| 27 Dec 2014 01:53 PM |
(Sorry, no insta-KO attacks allowed, moving to next poster.) You summon Hans Zimmer. Hans Zimmer HP: 100 Elite Noob HP: 200 |
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| 27 Dec 2014 02:02 PM |
| I use a medical pack on myself. |
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| 27 Dec 2014 02:08 PM |
You heal! You healed: 40 Elite Noob HP: 200 Hans Zimmer HP: 100 You HP: 100 |
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| 27 Dec 2014 02:11 PM |
| I start slicing him to bits with a light saber. |
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leeruby
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| 27 Dec 2014 02:45 PM |
| I tell Hans Zimmer to produce a epic score for the battle |
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| 27 Dec 2014 02:47 PM |
SQUIRTLE, I CHOOSE YOU
USE WATER GUN |
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| 27 Dec 2014 07:45 PM |
Elite Noob is cut by the lightsaber! Unfortunately, he gets a red lightsaber and slashes you with it. You took: 30 damage. You HP: 70 Hans Zimmer HP: 100 Total: 50 damage. Elite Noob HP: 150 |
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| 27 Dec 2014 07:47 PM |
| I summon a giant mech suit and blow him up with it. |
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| 28 Dec 2014 09:42 AM |
since I was ignored the first tiem :(
I kick at it with a giant, metal cleat. |
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| 28 Dec 2014 03:09 PM |
You kick him. Total: 75 damage. Elite Noob HP: 75 Hans Zimmer HP: 100 |
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