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Rit957 is not online. Rit957
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04 Jan 2015 10:36 PM
(Only suitable forum i could find)

A programmers wife says
"Go to the store, get a loaf of bread. If the have eggs, get a dozen" Then the programmer brings back a dozen loafs of bread.
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BowtieMod is not online. BowtieMod
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04 Jan 2015 10:38 PM
0 bottles of pop on the wall
0 bottles of pop
Take one down
Pass it around
-2,147,483,648 bottles of pop on the wall
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BowtieMod is not online. BowtieMod
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04 Jan 2015 10:38 PM
Shoot, I messed up
That number should be positive
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Rit957 is not online. Rit957
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04 Jan 2015 10:38 PM
What programming language is far above the ocean?
C++
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KOTwarrior is not online. KOTwarrior
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04 Jan 2015 10:39 PM
there are 10 types of people in this world

- those who understand binary
- those who don't
- those who realize this joke is in base3
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128GB is not online. 128GB
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04 Jan 2015 10:41 PM
I've heard that first joke so many times

I get what its trying to say
But if you think about it its really

goToStore()
getLoaf()
if eggs then
get 12
end


get 12 WHAT?!?

It can not assume you are still talking about the bread!
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Rit957 is not online. Rit957
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04 Jan 2015 10:44 PM
@above yeah true.
Follow up -
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
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LucasLua is not online. LucasLua
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04 Jan 2015 10:46 PM
Engineer:
"We found a very destructive bug in our server code! We need to stop it!
The entire server is written in COBOL... Does anyone here know COBOL????"

Intern:
"I know COBOL! I learned about it in college!"

Engineer:
"You learned how to write COBOL in your computer science classes?"

Intern:
"No, in History class!"


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Funse is not online. Funse
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04 Jan 2015 10:47 PM
Actually lol'd at Lucas's post.
lmao
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Fl0x is not online. Fl0x
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04 Jan 2015 10:47 PM
I'm enjoying this thread way too much.
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Rit957 is not online. Rit957
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04 Jan 2015 10:48 PM
LOL! I just got lucas's joke.
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CrowClaws is not online. CrowClaws
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04 Jan 2015 10:49 PM
99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down patch it around, 127 little bugs in the code.
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vacharya is not online. vacharya
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04 Jan 2015 10:49 PM
lol this one

Go to Desktop and create a new folder
Name the folder Internet Explorer
Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
Keep it in a corner of the desktop
Now, no one will open internet explorer!
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LegendaryAccount is not online. LegendaryAccount
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04 Jan 2015 10:52 PM
When I clicked the link I was thinking "this better not be that bread joke" and it was
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cntkillme is not online. cntkillme
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04 Jan 2015 10:55 PM
@vach

I will, duh
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128GB is not online. 128GB
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04 Jan 2015 10:59 PM
'When I clicked the link I was thinking "this better not be that bread joke" and it was'
^
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LucasLua is not online. LucasLua
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04 Jan 2015 10:59 PM
I got that joke off the cartoon series "Dilbert" which is based off the comic strips with the same name.
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vacharya is not online. vacharya
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04 Jan 2015 11:00 PM
A cyber spy manages to steal the last 50MB of the Lisp program governing U.S. missile launches. Fortunately, it was all closing parentheses. :D
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LegendaryAccount is not online. LegendaryAccount
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04 Jan 2015 11:01 PM
local eggs,Loaf_Of_Bread

for i,v in pairs(store:GetChildren())
if v.Name == "Egg" then
eggs = eggs+1
end
end

if eggs ~= nil then
Loaf_Of_Bread = 12
else
Loaf_Of_Bread = 1
end

print("the programmer brings back" .. tostring(Loaf_Of_Bread) .. "loafs of bread")
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vacharya is not online. vacharya
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04 Jan 2015 11:02 PM
^ ERROR 404: Eggs not found[Undefined variable]: Line 21
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cntkillme is not online. cntkillme
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04 Jan 2015 11:03 PM
why did the programmer eat a quesadilla? because he was hungry.
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vacharya is not online. vacharya
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04 Jan 2015 11:06 PM
because he coded HTML for food..
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128GB is not online. 128GB
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04 Jan 2015 11:06 PM
You did

eggs = eggs + 1

But eggs were nil

So

eggs = nil + 1?
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vacharya is not online. vacharya
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04 Jan 2015 11:21 PM
This is how cnt debugs his code:
Step1: Add a comment
Step2: Run it
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CrowClaws is not online. CrowClaws
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04 Jan 2015 11:24 PM
@vac

Ouch.
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