Rit957
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:36 PM |
(Only suitable forum i could find)
A programmers wife says "Go to the store, get a loaf of bread. If the have eggs, get a dozen" Then the programmer brings back a dozen loafs of bread. |
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BowtieMod
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:38 PM |
0 bottles of pop on the wall 0 bottles of pop Take one down Pass it around -2,147,483,648 bottles of pop on the wall |
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BowtieMod
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:38 PM |
Shoot, I messed up That number should be positive |
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Rit957
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:38 PM |
What programming language is far above the ocean? C++
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:39 PM |
there are 10 types of people in this world
- those who understand binary - those who don't - those who realize this joke is in base3 |
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128GB
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:41 PM |
I've heard that first joke so many times
I get what its trying to say But if you think about it its really
goToStore() getLoaf() if eggs then get 12 end
get 12 WHAT?!?
It can not assume you are still talking about the bread! |
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Rit957
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:44 PM |
@above yeah true. Follow up - A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t. |
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LucasLua
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:46 PM |
Engineer: "We found a very destructive bug in our server code! We need to stop it! The entire server is written in COBOL... Does anyone here know COBOL????"
Intern: "I know COBOL! I learned about it in college!"
Engineer: "You learned how to write COBOL in your computer science classes?"
Intern: "No, in History class!"
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Funse
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:47 PM |
Actually lol'd at Lucas's post. lmao |
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Fl0x
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:47 PM |
| I'm enjoying this thread way too much. |
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Rit957
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:48 PM |
| LOL! I just got lucas's joke. |
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CrowClaws
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:49 PM |
| 99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down patch it around, 127 little bugs in the code. |
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vacharya
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:49 PM |
lol this one
Go to Desktop and create a new folder Name the folder Internet Explorer Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer Keep it in a corner of the desktop Now, no one will open internet explorer! |
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:52 PM |
| When I clicked the link I was thinking "this better not be that bread joke" and it was |
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cntkillme
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128GB
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:59 PM |
'When I clicked the link I was thinking "this better not be that bread joke" and it was' ^ |
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LucasLua
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| 04 Jan 2015 10:59 PM |
| I got that joke off the cartoon series "Dilbert" which is based off the comic strips with the same name. |
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vacharya
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| 04 Jan 2015 11:00 PM |
| A cyber spy manages to steal the last 50MB of the Lisp program governing U.S. missile launches. Fortunately, it was all closing parentheses. :D |
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| 04 Jan 2015 11:01 PM |
local eggs,Loaf_Of_Bread
for i,v in pairs(store:GetChildren()) if v.Name == "Egg" then eggs = eggs+1 end end
if eggs ~= nil then Loaf_Of_Bread = 12 else Loaf_Of_Bread = 1 end
print("the programmer brings back" .. tostring(Loaf_Of_Bread) .. "loafs of bread")
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vacharya
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| 04 Jan 2015 11:02 PM |
| ^ ERROR 404: Eggs not found[Undefined variable]: Line 21 |
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cntkillme
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| 04 Jan 2015 11:03 PM |
| why did the programmer eat a quesadilla? because he was hungry. |
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vacharya
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| 04 Jan 2015 11:06 PM |
| because he coded HTML for food.. |
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128GB
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| 04 Jan 2015 11:06 PM |
You did
eggs = eggs + 1
But eggs were nil
So
eggs = nil + 1? |
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vacharya
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| 04 Jan 2015 11:21 PM |
This is how cnt debugs his code: Step1: Add a comment Step2: Run it |
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CrowClaws
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