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| 04 Jan 2015 11:28 AM |
Twas a snowy day at Snowy Moon Outpost. There was a vicious raid going on. The Chancellor of EL had decided to meet with the Vaktovian Emperor Vaktus.
He knocks on Vaktus' door.
"Who dares impose on the mighty Emperor of Vaktovia!?" exclaimed Vaktus
"Tis I, the mighty chancellor of EL"
Vaktus gasped. Surprised. "Give me a second to change." Vaktus changed into his s..mexiest clothes. A black bikini that was so small, it only hid his robotic 'part'.
"Come in." says Vaktus.
xmaleden walked in, surprised. "Good god sir what are you wearing?!"
"Vaktovia has a need for EL. If I must say, I'm craving that mineral."
xmaleden suddenly got turned on. "Oh, m'lord."
"Let us not hide our feelings!" Vaktus exclaimed.
Vaktus yanked all of the young, blonde and muscular chancellors clothes off revealing a sharp bolt of lightning.
They did not hesitate to start. Vaktus went first, penetrating the young st//ud at a speed no one thought was possible. Hours and hours raged on. The chancellor's bottom started to hurt. Vaktovia was winning the raid, or so they though. EL suddenly propelled forward and moved Vaktus 180 degrees. It was his turn. Faster and faster and faster the chancellor went! Faster than a bolt of lightning.
"Vaktovia will not be defeated!" exclaimed Vaktus.
"By god it will!" said xmaleden.
By this time, the snow had fallen and melted. The chancellor felt it, it was coming. He had a feeling that this outpost would be covered in white again. Vaktus didn't like the idea. Using the same move that the EL chancellor had done so amazingly, Vaktus propelled his rod into the young chancellors bottom and released a white, sticky fluid. It wouldn't stop coming out! For hours and hours it sprayed.
"OHHHH THAT FEEELS SOO NICE" says Vaktus.
"GIVE ME VAKKIE CHILDREN BABY" says the EL st//ud.
After hours and hours, it was over. The outpost was filled in white.
"Oh god baby you were amazing" says the chancellor. He gets up, put his uniform back on and kissed Vaktus' rod. "Until next time," the EL chancellor said. And with that he left.
"Supreme General Gannex! Supreme General Gannex!" exclaimed Vaktus. "I have implanted the reproductive chip into the EL Chancellors mainframe. In 9 months, he will produce more Vaktovians!"
"Excellent." said the SG. "Excellent." |
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| 04 Jan 2015 11:29 AM |
OMF ACTUALLY DIED LAUGHING INRL
the caps q.q
#ForeverZeridian |
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rhinguin
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| 04 Jan 2015 11:30 AM |
wait
xmaleden isnt a girl???????????
r u, r u, coming to the tree? the mods strung up a man, they say who accepted donations, spooky things did happen here, no stranger would it be, if we met at midnight, in the banning tree. |
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xMaleden
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| 04 Jan 2015 11:33 AM |
| 10/10 I'm actually blond. And yes, I'm a grown ass man. |
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| 04 Jan 2015 11:34 AM |
| THE CHANCELLOR HAS SPOKEN! |
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