Ubermen9
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| 04 Jan 2015 06:56 AM |
G-Get cover, take cover damn it! T-T-The sniper is up there! In the trees!! *eye color starts to cloud*
[audience gasp] |
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| 04 Jan 2015 06:57 AM |
| *A dragon flies over* Zu'u fen al hi! |
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Ubermen9
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| 04 Jan 2015 06:58 AM |
| And I thought I was given an overdose of LSD in this war. |
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| 04 Jan 2015 06:59 AM |
ahh why not
WE GOT A PANZER INCOMING! SOMEONE GET A PANZERSCHREK
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Ubermen9
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:01 AM |
@Block NEIN ALL OF OUR PANZERSHRECK IS OUT OF ROCKETS WE HAV TO GET UP THERE UND THROW GRANATE!! |
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:04 AM |
*Russian troops are running in* WHERE ARE THE MP40'S?! *grabs alcohol* ANYBODY GOTTA A MATCH? |
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Ubermen9
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:05 AM |
WE'RE ALL OUT, WE ARE GOING TO GET OVERRUN BY THIS RUSSIANS! RETREAT!!! |
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:07 AM |
*pulls out luger and runs* AHHHHHHHHHHH *flak shot explodes nearby and makes me fall down* AHHHH *fires last round* HEEEEEeeEElllpppp *crawls a bit more* |
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Ubermen9
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:07 AM |
*runs down to the sewer and turns on radio* STALINGRAD IS ABOUT TO BE OVERRUN! WE ARE LOSING ALL OF OUR FORCES! |
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:09 AM |
*russians drag me away* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEIN NEIN NEIN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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neongoo51
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:09 AM |
Guys... It's a protip from September 2011.
"USE THE 45 MILLION DOLLAR JAVELIN MISSILE SEVERAL TIMES ON THEM AND WE WILL WIN!"
``Just wasting some space in your thread´´ |
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Ubermen9
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:10 AM |
@Neon Fick, forgot timeline Its 1942, Russians are making the counter-offensive. |
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Ubermen9
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:11 AM |
RETREAT BACK TO THE VATERLAND VE KAN'T HOLD DIE LINE ANYMORE!! |
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puiaka
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:12 AM |
| OH NO BRONIES ARE ATTACKING HELP!!! |
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Ubermen9
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:12 AM |
| Then therez that guy in die thread. |
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Ubermen9
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:15 AM |
ENEMY T-34 COMING THIS WAY! IST TOO LATE! |
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neongoo51
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:16 AM |
THE KRANKENWAGEN IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!
(Ambulance is hit by a crash-landing fighter plane)
NOOOOOOOOOo%OEO54OO4OOo¤%O¤o- Wait, I wasn't hurt at all!
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Ubermen9
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:17 AM |
| *takes my family to le secret dragon bunker* |
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:17 AM |
ahahahahah pansy scrubs
*continues to noscope enemy soldiers while in the trees*
...What, too soon? |
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neongoo51
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:18 AM |
GET IN DAS KRANKENWAGEN, IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE!
``Just wasting some space in your thread´´ |
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Ubermen9
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| 04 Jan 2015 07:18 AM |
*grabs kar98k from dead soldier* Ahhh!! |
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