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| 02 Jan 2015 01:40 PM |
when i was like 13, i had to get a haircut & my mom dont drive so we took a taxi
the driver was a fat woman who is also a priest for a church or sum she talks a lot and asked my mom why she doesn't drive my mom has her license idk why she doesn't drive, i found out why later tho
we just moved there so we didnt kno around, so the taxi driver suggested a place she told the barber i wanted a fade or something, i forgot the name i didnt kno what it was at the time so i was like f it dumbass barber made me bald, just clean cut the whole sh- off i was crying inside, and i also got razor bumps for 2 weeks from the dumb mf if you know what razor bumps are
on the way back the taxi driver let my mom drive, my mom drove on the wrong side of the street towards a truck, & we all yelling "turn!" and she like what?
from that day until a year before now ( 2 yrs ) my mom called her to bring her places & my mom payed her she even stayed with me & my nephew once when my mom had to go somewhere & leave us alone she ate all our food and didnt buy us nothing to eat, i had to borrow money from a friend everyday to buy subway for me & my nephew
and this last summer my mom rented a car, a chevy something, and they were going somewhere, she let the taxi driver keep it but drive her wherever she wanted when the car was due back, my mom was telling her she had to give the car back, it was her, my nephew, & the taxi driver in the car
she just ignored my mom and then eventually told my mom to get out she said "devil i rebuke you!, get out youre messing up my blessing" and just left them out on the street, they had to take a bus back home ( the taxi driver is a priest, ima remind you again ) and the taxi driver never talked to my mom again, had the car for a week and the rental place was about to make my mom pay for the car, but then they found it & arrested the taxi driver
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polfy99
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:40 PM |
ahahahhahahahahahahha tldr sry |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:41 PM |
WTF BS
DWD>TSTF-airforce master race-dagr is luv dagr is lyfe dagr is hapines R$24,232/25,000 RAP:115,140 |
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polfy99
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:41 PM |
it ok vrbalkakaspary
i kno now |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:41 PM |
| does your mom not drive because she is illegal? |
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Xenoas
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:42 PM |
Moral is dont trust f@t people the end
#JamaicanSwag At that moment [Insert name here] knew they fked up R$15,208/20,000 |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:42 PM |
Your mom can't drive... Lmfao why am I not surprised |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:43 PM |
| but poker your mom raised you the way she would raise a female |
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polfy99
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:44 PM |
ok i reddit now sry 4 ofend 6/2.4 not enough memes |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:44 PM |
| alright ill make more memes next time |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:44 PM |
Idk where you're getting that from lmao You've never seen or met me |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:45 PM |
idk why but i picture the fat lady as oprah
*flexes* |
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Xenoas
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:46 PM |
| @Verb was your mum Jamaican cuz they driving there is different than american |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:46 PM |
LOL @ above
cool story bro i actually read the thing |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:47 PM |
@poker idk you seem very feminine, tbh i think your mom bought a bunch of barbie dolls and sparkles expecting a girl & you popped up, she was like f it
@hands
she fatter |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:48 PM |
| I don't know where you're getting that from though. |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:48 PM |
@xeno no shes haitian, my dad is the jamaican one & hes a real good driver
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:49 PM |
i'm getting it from your obsession with lady gaga & ke$ha
no one on lmad can tell me that's not sus |
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swordron
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:49 PM |
verbal u gotta be real and get a haircut to where when u turn to da side, ppl see that yo hairline makes a 5 (drake smh) |
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Sharkius
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:50 PM |
Obsession? Me saying I listen to some of their songs isn't really an obsession.
And if you're stereotyping all males that may enjoy some of their songs at least I can say that you are a stereotype. |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:52 PM |
idk bruh it's just my opinion but i think it'd make sense if you were a female, cause you act more like one
& yea it is an obsession, you're named after one of lady gagas songs |
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