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Re: a funny story that you should read ( i said so )

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verbalAKspray is not online. verbalAKspray
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02 Jan 2015 01:40 PM
when i was like 13, i had to get a haircut & my mom dont drive so we took a taxi

the driver was a fat woman who is also a priest for a church or sum
she talks a lot and asked my mom why she doesn't drive
my mom has her license idk why she doesn't drive, i found out why later tho

we just moved there so we didnt kno around, so the taxi driver suggested a place
she told the barber i wanted a fade or something, i forgot the name
i didnt kno what it was at the time so i was like f it
dumbass barber made me bald, just clean cut the whole sh- off i was crying inside, and i also got razor bumps for 2 weeks from the dumb mf if you know what razor bumps are

on the way back the taxi driver let my mom drive, my mom drove on the wrong side of the street towards a truck, & we all yelling "turn!" and she like what?

from that day until a year before now ( 2 yrs )
my mom called her to bring her places & my mom payed her
she even stayed with me & my nephew once when my mom had to go somewhere & leave us alone
she ate all our food and didnt buy us nothing to eat, i had to borrow money from a friend everyday to buy subway for me & my nephew

and this last summer my mom rented a car, a chevy something, and they were going somewhere, she let the taxi driver keep it but drive her wherever she wanted
when the car was due back, my mom was telling her she had to give the car back, it was her, my nephew, & the taxi driver in the car

she just ignored my mom and then eventually told my mom to get out
she said "devil i rebuke you!, get out youre messing up my blessing"
and just left them out on the street, they had to take a bus back home ( the taxi driver is a priest, ima remind you again )
and the taxi driver never talked to my mom again, had the car for a week and the rental place was about to make my mom pay for the car, but then they found it & arrested the taxi driver





bruh
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polfy99 is not online. polfy99
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02 Jan 2015 01:40 PM
ahahahhahahahahahahha
tldr
sry
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verbalAKspray is not online. verbalAKspray
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02 Jan 2015 01:41 PM
wow polfy :(
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wardudeweather is not online. wardudeweather
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02 Jan 2015 01:41 PM
WTF BS


DWD>TSTF-airforce master race-dagr is luv dagr is lyfe dagr is hapines R$24,232/25,000 RAP:115,140
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polfy99 is not online. polfy99
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02 Jan 2015 01:41 PM
it ok vrbalkakaspary

i kno now
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kadethebeast is not online. kadethebeast
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02 Jan 2015 01:41 PM
Wow...
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TotallyNotSam is not online. TotallyNotSam
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02 Jan 2015 01:41 PM
does your mom not drive because she is illegal?
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Xenoas is not online. Xenoas
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02 Jan 2015 01:42 PM
Moral is dont trust f@t people the end

#JamaicanSwag
At that moment [Insert name here] knew they fked up R$15,208/20,000
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verbalAKspray is not online. verbalAKspray
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02 Jan 2015 01:42 PM
that was funny? @ sam
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poker123456789 is not online. poker123456789
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02 Jan 2015 01:42 PM
Your mom can't drive...
Lmfao why am I not surprised
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verbalAKspray is not online. verbalAKspray
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02 Jan 2015 01:43 PM
but poker your mom raised you the way she would raise a female
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polfy99 is not online. polfy99
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02 Jan 2015 01:44 PM
ok i reddit now
sry 4 ofend
6/2.4 not enough memes
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verbalAKspray is not online. verbalAKspray
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02 Jan 2015 01:44 PM
alright ill make more memes next time
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poker123456789 is not online. poker123456789
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02 Jan 2015 01:44 PM
Idk where you're getting that from lmao
You've never seen or met me
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HandsAndLegs is not online. HandsAndLegs
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02 Jan 2015 01:45 PM
idk why but i picture the fat lady as oprah


*flexes*
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Xenoas is not online. Xenoas
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02 Jan 2015 01:46 PM
@Verb was your mum Jamaican cuz they driving there is different than american
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GamezRKool is not online. GamezRKool
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02 Jan 2015 01:46 PM
LOL @ above

cool story bro
i actually read the thing
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verbalAKspray is not online. verbalAKspray
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02 Jan 2015 01:47 PM
@poker
idk you seem very feminine, tbh i think your mom bought a bunch of barbie dolls and sparkles expecting a girl & you popped up, she was like f it

@hands

she fatter
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poker123456789 is not online. poker123456789
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02 Jan 2015 01:48 PM
I don't know where you're getting that from though.
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verbalAKspray is not online. verbalAKspray
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02 Jan 2015 01:48 PM
@xeno no shes haitian, my dad is the jamaican one & hes a real good driver
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verbalAKspray is not online. verbalAKspray
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02 Jan 2015 01:49 PM
i'm getting it from your obsession with lady gaga & ke$ha

no one on lmad can tell me that's not sus
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swordron is not online. swordron
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02 Jan 2015 01:49 PM
verbal
u gotta be real and get a haircut to where when u turn to da side, ppl see that yo hairline makes a 5 (drake smh)
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Sharkius is not online. Sharkius
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02 Jan 2015 01:50 PM
lol
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poker123456789 is not online. poker123456789
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02 Jan 2015 01:50 PM
Obsession?
Me saying I listen to some of their songs isn't really an obsession.

And if you're stereotyping all males that may enjoy some of their songs at least I can say that you are a stereotype.
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verbalAKspray is not online. verbalAKspray
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02 Jan 2015 01:52 PM
idk bruh it's just my opinion but i think it'd make sense if you were a female, cause you act more like one

& yea it is an obsession, you're named after one of lady gagas songs
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