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| 02 Jan 2015 01:54 PM |
Let me start off by saying; I am by no means handsome and I've never had a girlfriend. Well, about 3 months ago I met the most amazing girl. I went up and talked to her. I fumbled my words and sounded like an idiot, but she laughed! We got to talking and it turns out we have a lot in common. As it turns out she was not doing to hot in algebra 2 and she asked me for tutoring lessons, and I graciously accepted ofc. I arrived at her house around 9:00pm. The tutoring session was uneventful to put it bluntly. But when she got up to use the restroom, I got curious, and being the massive pervert I was I logged onto her computer. AND MOTHER OF GOD SHE HAD ROBLOX OPEN (now in case you don't know, playing roblox at our school was majorly frowned upon and could make the most popular kids social hermits). She came out of the bathroom and I returned to my seat like nothing had ever happened. The night I logged onto roblox and messaged her. It went something like this:
I know who you are ------ (censored for obvious reasons) and I will tell the school you play roblox if you dont send me all of your limited items.
The next day at school she looked pretty nervous so I asked her what was wrong. She said that some sociopath had hacked her computer and was threatened her. This is where it all started to go downhill. Over the course of a few days, she became more and more socially awkward and she even gained some weight! One night while I was browsing newgrounds I got a party invite from the girl. This is how it went:
Her: WHAT DO YOU WANT????!! Me: about tree fiddy Her: god dang it loch ness monster i aint givin u no tree fiddy
now at this time she realized i was a 30 foot monster from the paleo ages and she left the chat room
thats how i quit smoking
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:55 PM |
| Interesting story you have there |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:56 PM |
tl;dr
ATTN: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=153078989 |
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| 02 Jan 2015 01:56 PM |
*slow clap*
♫ You're in ruins. ♫ |
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heniboy
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| 02 Jan 2015 02:00 PM |
| wait you liked her, so you threatened her? |
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icrazy789
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| 02 Jan 2015 02:01 PM |
Well, then, I see you are the pick-up master.
-We are pirates! We don't even know what that means! - |
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