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| 01 Jan 2015 10:14 AM |
ok so basiclly what happen...i wake up 1 morning jus like any other day. . . . i really hungry an i was runnin kinda late so 4 breakfast i have beans, broccli and leftovers chicken taco that we have for diner the knight before,,, it taste a bit strange but i eat it all rather fastly anyways since i so hungry. then for lunch i have a large egg/bacon burrito as well as some caesar salad. afer lunch, im was in histery class an my stomach starting too making loud, grumbling and whining noises. i was having extremly bad kramps, and i was sweatin rly bad. i ask the teacher to go, but he say no!!!
so any way i was sitting there, trying to think of some happy thoughts until class was over. then i feeled a large stabbing pain in my abdomen and be4 i known it, i have crapped in my pants. a pestilent stench a rose aroun my seat as diarhhea spill out of my rectum. i feeled the warm, wet diarrhheaa filled my underware an it begin dripeing down my legs in too my socks. my leg feeled vary slippry and to the point where my shorts where slidin down my legs. my underware wass so overwelmed width the waight of the diarrhhea that it drop in too mine chair.
i standed up and took my underwear, shorts and shoes off and tried to make it to the door. as i stood up i let out a HUGE, deafning fart and poop came rocketinng out of my ass. diarrhhea and loose poop had litarally cover a good 1/5 of the clasroom floor by this point. i standed at my desk for a good 2 minutes crapping myslelf. the smell wass so bad that anotherr guy ranned over to the garbage can an throw up. everyboddy beganed salvage there belonging an move too the vary back of the clasroom width theyre shirts over theyre noses.
i letted out an other huge fart an more poop spill out. chunk of poop spatter the desks behind me and covered a girls knapsak and binder. chunks of beans and chicken floatings around in the masive puddle of brown diarrhhea.
i feeled a masive hot flash an my shirt wass soak from sweat so i taked it off. i wass bare nakie by this point. i trying to runing over to the door and trip on the flooer as more diarrhhea spillings out of my butt. my entire bottom half of my body was brown from the poop! i then leaved a muddy trail as i stumble all the way to the door, still pooping myyself. by this time, the teacher call the nurse too come an get me.
i tried openeng the door but i had no strangth left so i collapsd too the floor. as my body slide down the door, a huge grumbling feeling ocurred in my stomech. i then letted out huge farts an more diarrhhea camed rocketting out of my body, covering the wall and all. explosive diarrhhea camed out of my butt like firewarks, all over the desks and wall. green chunks exploaded out of my bum hole, then yelow, then brown, then green again and so on.
nobbody could evacuete the class becouse the floor in front of the door wass covering in my diarhea. i heared everybbody laugheng at me and i start crying.. even the teacher was laughing at me! the nurse camed up and open the door for me an helped me off the floor. as she helped me got up, more diarrhhea camed out! it wass all watery and multi collored, and it got all over the nurse aswel. other clases nearbye had heared the racket so they open up there doors and startmaking fun of me!
my mom cold not pick me up from school becouse of work so i had too ride home in a cab, nakie. my cloths wass all dirtey an their was no cloths that i could changed intoo. am honastly rly scare about go back too school tomorow. everybbody es going make fun of me! is their still hope for me? am fairly new too these school, so does this prety much wrecked my chancs of makeing frends an getting a girl freend? will grils like me afer this? i rly need to know. am crying right now as i typed this. please help |
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| 01 Jan 2015 10:15 AM |
| i guess i need therapy now |
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rhinguin
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| 01 Jan 2015 10:17 AM |
um
i dont think that is possible
LOL
r u, r u, coming to the tree? the mods strung up a man, they say who accepted donations, spooky things did happen here, no stranger would it be, if we met at midnight, in the banning tree. |
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| 01 Jan 2015 10:18 AM |
this was posted a while back nice try |
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| 01 Jan 2015 10:19 AM |
yes, girls love it when you know how to copy and paste
chicken nuggets | glory to lubba and all hail to our goddess chelsea |
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Sentrys
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| 01 Jan 2015 10:19 AM |
this was posted a while back nice try [2] |
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SoulSpin
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| 01 Jan 2015 10:21 AM |
i mean who isn't in to diarrhea squirting all over the class into people's faces
1v1 me league: charly9011 | rip c&g - 7/2/2014 |
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crome60
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| 01 Jan 2015 10:28 AM |
you lost your chances at getting a gf but this story is pretty funny
-The Dark Lord- |
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| 01 Jan 2015 10:29 AM |
i've seen this before
like a year ago |
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| 01 Jan 2015 10:30 AM |
| what happened i didnt read it |
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| 01 Jan 2015 10:31 AM |
posted before idiot
Sleet Clan │ Roblox Infantry Unit │ CONEX |
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xMonk3y
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| 01 Jan 2015 10:31 AM |
| ask her out, im pretty sure this was a turn on to her. |
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| 01 Jan 2015 10:38 AM |
| You copied from Yahoo Answers. |
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