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| 31 Dec 2014 12:28 AM |
You wake up as MordecAltZX(me) watdo
1. Go to the Ogrelord Swamp 2. Play Pokémon Ruby 3. Go outside 4. Go to the toolbox of LEGOs |
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| 31 Dec 2014 12:31 AM |
| you know you wanna choose 1 |
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| 31 Dec 2014 12:32 AM |
| A little off topic, but they are a decent club. |
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| 31 Dec 2014 12:34 AM |
| I am not angry. |
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| 31 Dec 2014 12:34 AM |
"A little off topic, but they are a decent club."
Ok... I'll take that as 1
You visit a large swamp. You read the old sign that says, "Ogrelord Swamp. Praise Shrek!" watdo
1. Visit the Almighty Shrek Altar 2. Explore the trees 3. Leave and explore elsewhere |
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| 31 Dec 2014 12:38 AM |
You visit the Almighty Shrek Altar. As you travel deeper into the swamp, you find the altar. It is a large, white, pillar covered in swamp filth and other stuff. watdo
1. Give offerings 2. Leave snd explore elsewhere |
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| 31 Dec 2014 12:41 AM |
You leave and return to the Ogrelord Swamp entrance. You hear a large rumble in the distance. Birds fly out of trees as the shaking nears you. watdo
1. Sit, keep your legs open, and wait for whatever will appear 2. Climb up a tree 3. Gauta gau fasht |
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| 31 Dec 2014 12:49 AM |
You gau fasht like Sanic and run. Unfortunately, you hear the sound of noscoping, crunching Doritos, and gulping Mountain Dew. A huge fist grabs you and turns you to it. It's Shrek. He bellows, "HOW DARE YOU LEAVE WITHOUT LEAVING ANYTHING!" You must give offerings. watdo
1. Large offerings (Human sacrifice, 100% chance of survival) 2. Medium offerings (Ores and crystals, 50% chance of survival) 3. Small offerings (Spare things like boxes and clothes, 25% chance of survival) |
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| 31 Dec 2014 12:56 AM |
You promise him some large sacrifice offerings. He agrees, but keeps a chain on you. watdo
1. Look for a Pokémon to sacrifice 2. Look for a human to sacrifice 3. Look for an animal to sacrifice 4. Look for a pony to sacrifice |
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| 31 Dec 2014 01:01 AM |
| Es always shield, never die. |
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| 31 Dec 2014 01:01 AM |
You look for ponies to sacrifice You find that place where all the ponies live watdo
1. Look for [insert pony name here] |
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| 31 Dec 2014 01:05 AM |
You look for Derpy Hooves. ...MLP uses memes? Ok You do that You spot her/him watdo
1. Ambush 2. Act friendly, then give "special" drink 3. Kidnap |
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| 31 Dec 2014 01:07 AM |
| What about computers. |
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| 31 Dec 2014 01:10 AM |
You kidnap her You dump the bag into the back of your unsuspicious van You bring her ti Shrek Shrek expands dong and r!pes the pony in front of you, then chokes her to death with his slimy ogre dong He gives you something as a reward DUNUNUNUUUUUUUN OGRELORD SWORD AQUIRED! You sleep back home. ... You wake up watdo
1. Revisit Shrek 2. Play Pokémon Ruby 3. Go to the toolbox of LEGOs 4. Go outside |
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| 31 Dec 2014 01:13 AM |
You go to the toolbox of LEGOs As you open it, you are transported to a world You are now a minifigure YOU ENCOUNTER AN ENEMY watdo
1. Attack with Ogrelord Saber 2. Spear |
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