faultydex
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| 29 Dec 2014 03:55 AM |
Hey babe, can you hear that? That's the sound of the NEW BEEF MARKET BEEF All aboard the MEAT TRAIN. Meat. Into your MEAT HOLE. Beef.
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JKJK1276
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| Joined: 03 Nov 2013 |
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| 29 Dec 2014 03:55 AM |
hey baby, are you a parking ticket? Cos you look fineeee. ;)
Satanist of OT| I'M BACK! |
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| 29 Dec 2014 03:57 AM |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=V4at4qS984s#t=198 |
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faultydex
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| Joined: 18 Sep 2010 |
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| 29 Dec 2014 03:58 AM |
Hey babe, are you a train? Because you just trained into MEAT STREET. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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| 29 Dec 2014 03:59 AM |
I dont know if cheese is on my food list meh, ill just pick some cheese up anyway
Cheers love, the cavalry's here! Cavalrys just referring it up! |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:00 AM |
| Do you work at White Spot? Cause I see a lot of White Spots. |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:01 AM |
| The word of the day is legs. Lets go to my house and spread the word of the day. |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:03 AM |
Hey, I think I messed up your order
Did you say you wanted a hotdog with those buns? |
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faultydex
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| Joined: 18 Sep 2010 |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:03 AM |
hey girl are you a president because i'm about to elect you
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:15 AM |
Ive been naughty today, so lets go to detention
Cheers love, the cavalry's here! Cavalrys just referring it up! |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:18 AM |
| hey gurll, are you an oven? because you're hootttt baby |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:19 AM |
| "heyyy, are you a lego? because my eyes are like my feet and when my eyes come upon you, my eyes hurt. also because you're Blocked." |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:21 AM |
My burger is nearly ready, all i need is just some buns
Cheers love, the cavalry's here! Cavalrys just referring it up! |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:23 AM |
| Oh man, are you a lightning bolt? because you look STUNNING and you're paralysing me! paralysing! |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:23 AM |
Are you the right toppings, cause i need to get grilled
Cheers love, the cavalry's here! Cavalrys just referring it up! |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:26 AM |
you're like alcohol to me, I'm addicted to you
"you're like drugs to me"
"because you're hooked on me?"
"no, because you're ruining my life"
>real conversation from imessage |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:26 AM |
Ayy gurl. R u an archaeologist? I hope so cause OP has a small bone for u to examine bby. |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:30 AM |
Lets play titanic. You be the iceberg and I'll go down ;))
Are you a library card because I need to check u out ;))
If I could rearrang the alphabet I'd put the d in u ;))
Your body is 65% water and im thirsty ;)) |
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Lunarary
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| Joined: 16 Jun 2013 |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:33 AM |
| Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you. |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:34 AM |
| are you a wheat field, because you're WHEATing my pants right now. |
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| 29 Dec 2014 04:36 AM |
https://twitter.com/SaltyHippoRBLX/status/549513240452272128 ayyy |
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| 29 Dec 2014 02:21 PM |
Are you a bump, cuz i wanna get posting you. (Bad Pickup Line There)
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Relik420
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| Joined: 13 Oct 2013 |
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| 29 Dec 2014 02:22 PM |
| did you just fart? cause you just blew me away |
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| 29 Dec 2014 02:24 PM |
Best one yet: Are you an engineer? Cus u just turned my software into hardware. Or Are you an electrical outlet? Because I would love to plug into u
-General of OT AF-Defender of OT Island-Poisoner of RTers-Attacker of C&G- |
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