Zeriten
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| 31 Jul 2014 09:44 AM |
9 months had passed, and Vaktus had gotten worried. He'd gone to his quarters regularly to speak with Conglacior, but the reply was always the same; "I guess we'll keep waiting,". Tonight however, the emperor was sick of it and stormed to the private room angrily.
"How many more days, how many more weeks must I wait?" He yelled, angrily. But this time, Conglacior responded differently.
"You must never wait, for an heir will never come,"
Vaktus was puzzled by this.
"I am not the one who carries the heir, and you will never have an heir."
Suddenly, "Conglacior" grabbed herself at the bottom of the neck, and began to peel off her pale skin. Vaktus was shocked by the site, for he saw that instead of the beautiful female he had seen in the past, it was now replaced by the face of a shiba inu.
"B1tsh1ft?" Vaktus exclaimed, in horror.
"That's right," The doge responded with a pause, "and you're gonna be put down for online dating!"
"But, I... I didn't know! You lured me into this trap and--"
"NO BUTS!"
Suddenly, b1tsh1ft pulled a large hammer from his back, and brought it down upon Vaktus. Vaktus disappeared with a start, but he didn't escape. He crossed into another dimension. Banland.
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Banland was in terrible condition. The only parts of it patrolled by moderators and administrators were the gates, so that the wrong people got in, and the wrong people stayed in. Regularly there were exploiters trying to speedhack with their old version of cheat engine, and people ranting about how they were banned unfairly.
Vaktus got placed in the part where people like him would gather. Online Daters.
"Wanna play truth or dare?" a girl asked Vaktus curiously, with a hop in her step. She wore a patterned pink shirt with a pin that said "DAWNCLAN!", torn shorts and some sloppily tied sneakers.
"No! I cannot best you!"
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Kalq
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kittyabs
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Zeriten
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| 31 Jul 2014 10:37 AM |
@kittyabs
there was no other end |
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ikingnow
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Bioframe
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Zeriten
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| 16 Aug 2014 08:46 PM |
@bioframe
sorry to hear about that
do you have like stage 4 cancer or something :( |
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| 10 Sep 2014 08:05 PM |
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DO YOU KNOW
HOW GOD DAMN DISAPPOINTED I AM
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Pen54321
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| 28 Dec 2014 03:54 AM |
| The VAC's come to defend Vaktus this is just a joke chill out... |
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| 28 Dec 2014 03:57 AM |
@Pread, go learn how to spell before complaining because no one cares about a whiny little VAC.
"We shall give you a chance to meet with us to discuss the terms of your extermination"~Vaktus |
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| 28 Dec 2014 12:32 PM |
"@Pread, go learn how to spell before complaining because no one cares about a whiny little VAC."
< Didn't look at date < Didn't realize I was not in VAC at time < Didn't realize I was joking around |
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