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| 27 Dec 2014 06:24 PM |
I was ordering a bean and cheese burrito in a restaurant and this one mother and her "hubby" had a really genius idea of changing their kid's stanky diaper bomb RIGHT ON THE FREAKIN' TABLE, you know... WHERE PEOPLE EAT! As soon as that bad boy was cracked open, the whole establishment was bombarded with the smell of fresh baby crap, overpowering the cooking meat in the kitchen beside us.
I shuddered and nudged my dad, begging him to let us go move out to the patio outside because it reeks inside. It gets even worse. My dad whispers extremely loudly to his friend across the table that we're having lunch with, and they start up a conversation. The couple hears these two dimwits blabbing on about what I said and they barge right on out the door with their booger child sitting in the stroller.... and yes they slammed it behind us.
Well, isn't that just wonderful? |
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randy295
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| 27 Dec 2014 06:25 PM |
So your saying your ugly and you smell? Because you were a human baby before OBVIOUSLY
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| 27 Dec 2014 06:26 PM |
Thanks sherlock.
Yes I was.
:)
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randy295
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| 27 Dec 2014 06:28 PM |
| Babies are primates, not human until the age of 5 |
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| 27 Dec 2014 06:29 PM |
| almost every other animal as a baby is cute except humans |
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| 27 Dec 2014 06:30 PM |
@Dark
I'd say 4 from personal experiences, but most people I know would take 5.
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| 27 Dec 2014 06:32 PM |
| @transit I say 5 because that is the age where they enter civilization (school) and become human instead of a savage primate |
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| 27 Dec 2014 06:33 PM |
| I started school when I was 4. |
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1ShOtDrOP
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| 27 Dec 2014 06:37 PM |
Eh.
I like to play football |
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NinoTime
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| 27 Dec 2014 06:42 PM |
| How dare you disrespect babies! |
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Zoonotic
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| 27 Dec 2014 06:42 PM |
"I say 5 because that is the age where they enter civilization (school) and become human instead of a savage primate"
What the hell are you even talking about lmao |
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| 27 Dec 2014 06:43 PM |
"Human babies"
OP is an alien in disguise confirmed |
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| 27 Dec 2014 06:53 PM |
| Human babies are discussing little creatures with no sense of coordination or formation of their tongue. But good thing i'm a Artificial human. When I was a created, I came out straight out as a I am right now, and will always stay this way. |
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| 27 Dec 2014 06:56 PM |
Kittens are cute
Puppies are cute
Human babies... WHY JUST WHY |
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