123yonnd
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| 25 Dec 2014 10:57 AM |
Santa really binges on the great holiday of Christmas. Out of the 2.3 billion Christians and Catholics that celebrate there are only 8 countries that offer Santa food for the Christmas eve trip around the World. In the United States and Canada they let good Ole Saint Nicholas enjoy cookies and milk, and maybe with a carrot for the reindeer. Britain and Australia offers sherry and mince pies, and again a carrot for the reindeer. Ireland is the same as Britain but they add a popular adult beverage for the jolly arctic native. In Sweden children leave rice porridge. Denmark and Belgium don't offer any foods to Santa, but they are favorites to the reindeer who offer hay, water, and carrots.
Now calculating the calories of all the foods that has been offered for Santa. The average cookie and milk combo according to myfitnesspal is 280 calories. Britain's sherry and mince pies are 290 calories a meal. The Irish drink of importance is 176 calories. The rice porridge from Sweden tallies at 178 calories.
The number of Americans and Canadians that celebrate Christmas amounts up to 262,338,700. Number of Aussies and Brits that are Christian/Catholic are 51,716,392. Ireland is very Christian over 90% adding up to 4,150,944. 6,357,508 being the total of the growing secular Sweden population.
The America's add up to 73,454,836,000 calories alone. To put it in perspective, a normal person would end up consuming around 60M calories in their lifetime. Britain and Australia added up 14,997,753,680 calories for Santa. Ireland would make a mortal die from intoxication, but Santa is unreal by consuming 1,934,339,904 of drunken calories. Santa consumed 1,118,921,408 Swedish porridge calories.
With very hungry math the totals from each country Santa binged in 24 hours a total of 91,505,850,992 calories. Which is roughly 26,144,528lbs of fat. |
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| 25 Dec 2014 11:00 AM |
| rip in piece. i 100% believe this. no one can convince me otherwise. |
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ebenton95
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| 25 Dec 2014 11:00 AM |
| Looks like Santa's gonna need to get on the treadmill more often |
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| 25 Dec 2014 11:00 AM |
"Christians and Catholics"
>Catholicism is part of Christianity
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padam11
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123yonnd
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| 25 Dec 2014 11:01 AM |
| Ani, Protestants are often regarded as Christians. While Catholics are Catholics. It's dumb american lingo. |
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tgross25
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| 25 Dec 2014 11:02 AM |
| rip in piece. i 100% believe this. no one can convince me otherwise. |
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PRlPRl
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| 25 Dec 2014 11:02 AM |
>Catholicism is part of Christianity ===================================== Catholics! not in MY Christianity |
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123yonnd
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| 25 Dec 2014 10:22 PM |
rest in piece i 100% believe this no one can convince me otherwise |
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| 25 Dec 2014 10:44 PM |
| Catholicism is part of Christianity unless you are a Brit |
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| 25 Dec 2014 10:45 PM |
| i think he might be maintaining |
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