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| 25 Dec 2014 01:59 PM |
Twas' the night before Kristymas, All the cadets were asleep. KnightHonors Clause was ready to run his sleigh to deliver all of his joy and presents to the little children of Arcadia. But little did KnightHonors Clause know, Dystra the Grinch was ready to steal all the children's joy and presents.
KnightHonors Clause hopped onto his slay ready to give out his gifts for Kristymas when he received the naughty list from the great Emperor God, RodgerDodger.
Naughty List: -Shadownize -ShatteredQuantuam -Tainteddark -Kkristy -Clonecommander1000 -WildNinjar -Steamsport -BoostPowah,
But the last name KnightHonors Clause saw was very recognizable, -Dystra the Grinch.
KnightHonors Clause knew that Dystra the Grinch loved to take the joy out of Kristymas, and KnightHonors knew he must slay the heretic with his slay.
So KnightHonors Clause went about his usual route. He visited New Alexandria first, then the swamps of Nilhelm, and so on and so on. But he later received a report of someone taking children's presents from them... It was Dystra the Grinch!
So KnightHonors Clause tracked Dystra the Grinch down, and noticed he was inside the house of the Emperor God Rodgerdodger. KnightHonors Clause knew he must stop the intruder from taking all of the Emperor God's presents. So KnightHonors clause quickly went into action and pulled out his DGPR and ran down the chimney. Dystra the Grinch was expecting KnightHonors Clause, and The Grinch pulled out his Reaper-7. The two men clashed and fought using their amazing Reaper Industries weapons. Dystra was at the verge of killing KnightHonors Clause when his HP was at 1%, but KnightHonors clause headshotted Dystra the Grinch with his DGPR and killed the evil Roman.
As Dystra the Grinch dropped dead and waited for respawn, KnightHonors clause reclaimed all of his presents for the children of Arcadia and went down every chimney bearing his DGPR just incase the Grinch came by again.
The next morning every Arcadian woke up with joy seeing all the presents they wanted. EXCEPT for those on the naughty list! KnightHonors Clause then returned to his home known as the Arcadian Pole, located in New Alexandria at the top of the LightHouse.
And every Arcadian lived happily ever after,
Except for Dystra the Grinch. |
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:02 PM |
| ur not in tgi sword, get out |
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Cirvius
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:04 PM |
| Dystra plays the Grinch part perfectly. |
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:05 PM |
Worst ending ever 0/10 I wanted to at least slaughter Heretics. |
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Gbronzed
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:06 PM |
Obey the codex!
Or no presents....
Asuna is our one true goddess |
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:19 PM |
you should probably: get off your fat ass
walk your fat ass to walmart
get some cleaning bleach
drink it until unconscious |
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:21 PM |
lol I laughed when I saw Dystra the Grinch This was funny in some parts |
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Kkristy
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:26 PM |
| Why was I on the naughty list?! >:( |
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:27 PM |
| no but really i didnt read it lol |
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SwiftRekt
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Sencu
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:29 PM |
a shame you cant spell sleigh correctly
a slame you cant spell claus correctly |
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Iysander
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:29 PM |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKK5IqbaRzA |
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:29 PM |
Kristy, you were on the naughty list for naming this holiday after yourself xD
"We shall give you a chance to meet with us to discuss the terms of your extermination"~Vaktus |
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:29 PM |
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
GOKU
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL |
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Sencu
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:30 PM |
shame*
wtf macbook autocorrect ur going off again |
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Iysander
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| 25 Dec 2014 02:31 PM |
luls
"We shall give you a chance to meet with us to discuss the terms of your extermination"~Vaktus |
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ToberDam
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| 25 Dec 2014 03:00 PM |
" located in New Alexandria at the top of the LightHouse."
Wtf are you doing in my house. |
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| 25 Dec 2014 03:02 PM |
tober wtf are you doing here ?? |
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| 25 Dec 2014 03:03 PM |
| I got lost on my way to the kitchen for snacks. |
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