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Re: instantimpact's guide to getting promoted

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InstantImpact is not online. InstantImpact
Joined: 14 Sep 2013
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24 Dec 2014 11:30 PM


So if ur in here u probably want to get promoted. Well u came to the fkn right place. I am instantimpact and im a bad as mther fkr. I have been to more training rooms then fruitz has stuck his dk into a psy. Thats right little to none. But i still get promoted! Because I am a fkn stud. How u may ask? Well just follw my simple tips and u will get promoted

Tip 1
Make ur name all caps. U want to get noticed make it big. What looks better "instantimpact" or "INSTANTIMPACT". Trainers see this they say hey now theres a kid that is energetic and can really f sht up. Ur in a locker room and theres all white dudes and a blck dude...whos d u think ur gonna see first, thats right the enormous milky way d vien d. So all caps means better chance of getting noticed.


TIP 2
Charm the trainer like its ur mther fkn job. I want u to talk more in the chat box then cubied does on teamspeak. Use the chat box. make the trainers feel like there job is so great and there the best. When its really cause they suk at rablix and cant play and have no life besides devoting there fkn useless time to the clan

Tip 3
always say ur ping is at least 300. If u have no lag still say "o i fkn love lag" make it seem like u do. When u do play well u'll look 10 times fkn better. And if u suk blame it on da la a a a a a a a a a a a a a ag.

Tip 4
When it is finally ur chance to go on da field and ur fingers are sweating fkn balls. Just remember one thing. Swag swag swag. I dont care if ur fkn fruitz. Kid has no swag what so ever. Use as much swag as u got and then some more. Make the bthes wet and the trainer's fret cause sht about to go down when u right click (i didnt even try to make that rhyme but im so fkn good sht happens like that all the time)


So if u follw these 4 tips u should get promoted easily


instantimpact is not responsible for any players that dont get promoted. He has no liabilities or contracts with any player. If u dont get picked u suk at rablix and life.
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cop346 is not online. cop346
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24 Dec 2014 11:33 PM
Thx sir
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Raviz is not online. Raviz
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24 Dec 2014 11:34 PM
As Aurien of Avaden, I approve this message.
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meankiller7 is not online. meankiller7
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24 Dec 2014 11:34 PM
TIP 5:

If there is a raid and you dont get in do not worry, just party glitch your way in so you will attend the raid since you are 100% vital to the raid
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arcticswindler is not online. arcticswindler
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24 Dec 2014 11:36 PM
"ainer like its ur mther fkn job. I want u to talk more in the chat box then cubied does on teamspeak."

kinda sorta really wish he would use a voice changer
darth vader or something

i'm sorry cubied you're still cool

Join CONEX! http://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=1186082
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GTKendro is not online. GTKendro
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24 Dec 2014 11:39 PM
I BARACK OBAMA APPROVE OF THIS THREAD.
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SpecSlayer is not online. SpecSlayer
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24 Dec 2014 11:41 PM
Dude Sov, cubied is like 11, he was 10 in sigma
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InstantImpact is not online. InstantImpact
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24 Dec 2014 11:56 PM
wait the kid is 11?
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SpecSlayer is not online. SpecSlayer
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24 Dec 2014 11:58 PM
Pretty sure

he's maximum 13
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benbailey1990 is not online. benbailey1990
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25 Dec 2014 12:02 AM
#2 is called sucking up.
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benbailey1990 is not online. benbailey1990
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25 Dec 2014 12:03 AM
or no my bad it means kissing your bosses ass
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ShadowSTR is not online. ShadowSTR
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25 Dec 2014 12:04 AM
tip 6
cry a reason of dumb complaints about how broken the enemeys fort is when you can't win
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9288605 is not online. 9288605
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25 Dec 2014 12:05 AM
good work cadet
PROMOTED


'be a 9288605'
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InstantImpact is not online. InstantImpact
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25 Dec 2014 10:28 AM
ty sir
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Teow is not online. Teow
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25 Dec 2014 10:36 AM
lmfao tracked
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Justin50003 is not online. Justin50003
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25 Dec 2014 10:37 AM
ty omg


chicken nuggets | glory to lubba and all hail to our goddess chelsea
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Pyrante is not online. Pyrante
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25 Dec 2014 10:39 AM
These are legit for a lot of clans.
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silentfox123 is not online. silentfox123
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25 Dec 2014 10:40 AM
Instantautist changed my lyfe. Thx so much m80
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Definitude is not online. Definitude
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25 Dec 2014 10:42 AM
DIED
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Gbronzed is not online. Gbronzed
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25 Dec 2014 10:44 AM
legit
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InstantImpact is not online. InstantImpact
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25 Dec 2014 10:49 AM
im glad i could help silentfox
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InstantImpact is not online. InstantImpact
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25 Dec 2014 12:22 PM
ty
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EnigmaPenguin is not online. EnigmaPenguin
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25 Dec 2014 12:24 PM
10/10
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Shadownize is not online. Shadownize
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25 Dec 2014 12:32 PM
step 5: leave the clan and hop onto another one
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InstantImpact is not online. InstantImpact
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25 Dec 2014 12:46 PM
heh good one
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