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| 21 Dec 2014 09:24 PM |
and then fire all of them at mars.
It will increase the planet's temperature and throw so much dust in the atmosphere it will throw the planet into a major climate change where the atmosphere would thicken and the global martian temperature would rise. It would cause the ice caps to melt, allowing mars to having flowering rivers and oceans of water like earth, and a thick atmosphere like earth.
After enough time, once everything settles, we could then go to the new terraformed martian planet. |
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| 21 Dec 2014 09:25 PM |
| I don't think nukes would get to mars without running out of fuel |
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| 21 Dec 2014 09:25 PM |
| And then have to wear gas masks because of the radiation. |
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| 21 Dec 2014 09:26 PM |
"gas masks because of the radiation" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sniff.
crush, kill, destroy, swag |
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| 21 Dec 2014 09:27 PM |
@Sonic
I would only fire the hydrogen nukes. Those leave no radiation. |
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| 21 Dec 2014 09:30 PM |
Have fun trying to get them off the earth and to mars.
[Apieceofabrick120 riplol] [ https://twitter.com/Apieceofabrick/status/543975042736848897 ] |
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| 21 Dec 2014 09:32 PM |
@fite
Don't worry, if they turn out not to have enough fuel, I'll just detonate one of them in lower-earth orbit to propel the rest towards mars. |
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fitemenub
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| 21 Dec 2014 09:35 PM |
I bet you don't know one thing about orbital mechanics.
[Apieceofabrick120 riplol] [ https://twitter.com/Apieceofabrick/status/543975042736848897 ] |
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| 21 Dec 2014 09:36 PM |
| Luckily the NSA has no access to this post :D |
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| 22 Dec 2014 08:39 AM |
what about the ionizing radiation
ozone is created by violated oxygen and there is no freaking oxygen so the water would just photo dissociate |
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| 22 Dec 2014 08:45 AM |
| I would pump all of earth's oxygen out of earth into mars using a giant vacuum from Walgreens. |
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| 22 Dec 2014 08:47 AM |
kerbal space program doesn't follow any space mechanics
it looks like it does but it doesn't really |
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| 22 Dec 2014 08:47 AM |
Hey, this is actually a good idea
Thing is though, they would have to be specially modified to fly sortof like a spaceship that astronauts use
Nukes as they're currently designed aren't meant nor made for 0 gravity flying. |
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| 22 Dec 2014 08:47 AM |
just blow a hairdryer on the ice caps or roll my mom down the ice cap when she has a hot flash |
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| 22 Dec 2014 08:53 AM |
| there is something called momentum. |
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| 22 Dec 2014 08:54 AM |
| Hey, this is actually a good idea[2] |
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fitemenub
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| 22 Dec 2014 03:35 PM |
even if you detonate a nuclear warhead to propell the rest, they won't reach mars and will just be an accident waiting to happen.
[Apieceofabrick120 riplol] [ https://twitter.com/Apieceofabrick/status/543975042736848897 ] |
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| 22 Dec 2014 03:37 PM |
Hey, this is actually a good idea[3]
Thunderbolt and Lightning, Very, Very Frightening Me! |
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| 22 Dec 2014 03:38 PM |
"I bet you don't know one thing about orbital mechanics."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_%28nuclear_propulsion%29
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| 22 Dec 2014 03:40 PM |
it's totes possible and we would even need to make any new nukes to do it
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| 22 Dec 2014 03:44 PM |
why isnt anyone replying :-(((((
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| 22 Dec 2014 03:47 PM |
i guess you're all too busy reading my fascinating wikipedia article
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| 22 Dec 2014 03:55 PM |
"I would pump all of earth's oxygen out of earth into mars using a giant vacuum from Walgreens."
YOU FIEND! That is pure evil. |
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