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| 21 Dec 2014 11:52 AM |
My people... Sons and Daughters of Chicken...
For many years, we have been a broken nation: shunned, oppressed, and conquered by KFC.
Ten years ago, I asked for time, and that time was granted by you.
You: the strength in my wings, the holders of my gizzard...
Our forefathers embarked on the greatest exodus in the history of all cluck kind.
An exodus for freedom, Cluckland became that freedom.
Our new world changed our bodies. At first, it weakened us, but in fact, we were growing our... gizzards.
In the time you have given me, I have rebuilt our nation, I have rebuilt our strength, and I have rebuilt our pride!
KFC has been re-educated; we have given them new insights into our cause.
On this day, we stand united once more.
On this day, those driven to divide us will hear our bocks!
On this day, we shall act as one, and we shall be ignored NO MORE! Defenders of the Clucks Clan dream, NOW IS OUR TIME! |
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