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| 19 Dec 2014 10:00 PM |
Like... literally, they're not mentally well. They suffer from delusional disorder. They're huge conspiracy theorists and believe in things so ridiculous that anyone with an average IQ would laugh at.
And they're very religious as well. They make me go to this church where, basically, the pastor always says either one of five things:
1. You need to get saved or else God is going to torture you forever. 2. LGBT people are disgusting and immoral and are "taking over" the nation. 3. Evolution is a lie created by Satan to lead people away from God. 4. You need to get saved because the End Times are now and we could be teleported away any second. 5. Give me money and give me exactly 10% because God will kill you if you don't.
I just hate having to listen to this garbage for 3 hours every freakin Sunday. It drives a woman mad!
My parents are so dumb that, out of 4 kids, only 1 of them actually believes in what they tried to indoctrinate us into. Me and two of my siblings both are now atheists.
But yeah. My parents are pretty immoral people. I pretend to follow their religion because they punish me if I don't, but reward me if I do. Since I know I'll get nothing out of "coming out" as an atheist, I'll just take all the rewards I can get until I get to college.
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:02 PM |
"5. Give me money and give me exactly 10% because God will kill you if you don't. "
exactly 10%
do you go to a mormon church? |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:02 PM |
Only 4. is accurate The rest are all lies misconstrued by a bad pastor
"The Sauza so malo...", and then she said "You need to grow up." |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:02 PM |
"delusional disorder."
I am so le intellectual I can diagnose my own parents with disorders. |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:04 PM |
@Mantine Independent Baptist. |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:04 PM |
| And this has been episode 17 of The Enlighten Buddhist 11-year-old And Her So-Totally-Lame Christian Parents. Join us next week where they discover his dissenting religious beliefs. |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:05 PM |
@lVlORIS You called me "her" in the first sentence then you called me "his" in the second. |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:06 PM |
@cutewombat les gya (switch y and a) bi trans
Look to the obelisk. We don't know where it came from, but it's attracting a lot of cats. |
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lVlORIS
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:06 PM |
@RobloxianBuddhist
Do you not respond to both genders? |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:09 PM |
| All that matters is that you think for yourself and decide your own beliefs. You're your own person. |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:10 PM |
@lVl
I am a woman ttvm. >:c
@Mouse
Not as long as I live under my parents. |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:11 PM |
"I am a woman ttvm. >:c"
Gee that's not very open-minded lmfao |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:11 PM |
| what conspiracy theorys do they make up |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:12 PM |
| Even when you live with your parents you have control over your thoughts and actions. |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:13 PM |
i'm a Christian that believes god gave us the ability to evolve and set us on our course the bible likely didn't happen, but hey, if it gets me saved |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:15 PM |
| I'm a Catholic and your parents sound a bit loony |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:15 PM |
@poke
They think things like vaccines don't work (although I managed to convince my mom otherwise, not my dad tho), they think believe in the "hpmosaxuel agenda" and that there's like a shadow clan or something trying to push legislation to make people hate Christians, and that one day Christianity is going to be illegal and you'll be killed for believing it.
They also believe pretty much whatever they see on Fox News as solid, gospel truth, and they present it as such. |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:15 PM |
@0netwo
So you doubt the occurrence of events in the Bible but not a giant pit of fire and suffering? There's a stretch. |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:16 PM |
"Fox News as solid, gospel truth, and they present it as such. "
I'd trust it more than the infamous CNN or MSNBC |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:18 PM |
@lVl it's a failsafe in case it's real, mmkay the Buddhist monk who found ratios and stuff believed in it why can't i |
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| 19 Dec 2014 10:18 PM |
@Cool
Fox News is a conspiracy theory network that constantly puts out blatant lies. Everyone knows it's about as credible as a pile of used toilet paper.
Besides, you're Catholic, aren't you? Actually check out the Pope's views on things, he's pretty in line with CNN. |
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