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RobloxianBuddhist is not online. RobloxianBuddhist
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19 Dec 2014 10:00 PM
Like... literally, they're not mentally well. They suffer from delusional disorder. They're huge conspiracy theorists and believe in things so ridiculous that anyone with an average IQ would laugh at.

And they're very religious as well. They make me go to this church where, basically, the pastor always says either one of five things:

1. You need to get saved or else God is going to torture you forever.
2. LGBT people are disgusting and immoral and are "taking over" the nation.
3. Evolution is a lie created by Satan to lead people away from God.
4. You need to get saved because the End Times are now and we could be teleported away any second.
5. Give me money and give me exactly 10% because God will kill you if you don't.

I just hate having to listen to this garbage for 3 hours every freakin Sunday.
It drives a woman mad!

My parents are so dumb that, out of 4 kids, only 1 of them actually believes in what they tried to indoctrinate us into. Me and two of my siblings both are now atheists.

But yeah. My parents are pretty immoral people.
I pretend to follow their religion because they punish me if I don't, but reward me if I do. Since I know I'll get nothing out of "coming out" as an atheist, I'll just take all the rewards I can get until I get to college.

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themeowmeowcat is not online. themeowmeowcat
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19 Dec 2014 10:01 PM
td;lr
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Mantine55 is not online. Mantine55
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19 Dec 2014 10:02 PM
"5. Give me money and give me exactly 10% because God will kill you if you don't. "


exactly 10%


do you go to a mormon church?
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NarutosRasengan1 is not online. NarutosRasengan1
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19 Dec 2014 10:02 PM
Only 4. is accurate
The rest are all lies misconstrued by a bad pastor


"The Sauza so malo...", and then she said "You need to grow up."
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IridiumFlare is not online. IridiumFlare
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19 Dec 2014 10:02 PM
"delusional disorder."


I am so le intellectual I can diagnose my own parents with disorders.
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RobloxianBuddhist is not online. RobloxianBuddhist
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19 Dec 2014 10:04 PM
@“M“a“n“t“i“n“e“
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“I“n“d“e“p“e“n“d“e“n“t“ “B“a“p“t“i“s“t“.“ “
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cutewombat12 is not online. cutewombat12
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19 Dec 2014 10:04 PM
What does lgbt stand for?
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lVlORIS is not online. lVlORIS
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19 Dec 2014 10:04 PM
And this has been episode 17 of The Enlighten Buddhist 11-year-old And Her So-Totally-Lame Christian Parents. Join us next week where they discover his dissenting religious beliefs.
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RobloxianBuddhist is not online. RobloxianBuddhist
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19 Dec 2014 10:05 PM
@“l“V“l“O“R“I“S“
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19 Dec 2014 10:06 PM
@cutewombat
les gya (switch y and a) bi trans

Look to the obelisk. We don't know where it came from, but it's attracting a lot of cats.
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lVlORIS is not online. lVlORIS
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19 Dec 2014 10:06 PM
@RobloxianBuddhist

Do you not respond to both genders?
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Mousekin is not online. Mousekin
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19 Dec 2014 10:09 PM
All that matters is that you think for yourself and decide your own beliefs. You're your own person.
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RobloxianBuddhist is not online. RobloxianBuddhist
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19 Dec 2014 10:10 PM
@lVl

I am a woman ttvm. >:c

@Mouse

Not as long as I live under my parents.
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lVlORIS is not online. lVlORIS
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19 Dec 2014 10:11 PM
"I am a woman ttvm. >:c"

Gee that's not very open-minded lmfao
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pokemonareugly2 is not online. pokemonareugly2
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19 Dec 2014 10:11 PM
what conspiracy theorys do they make up
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Mousekin is not online. Mousekin
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19 Dec 2014 10:12 PM
Even when you live with your parents you have control over your thoughts and actions.
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0netwo3six is not online. 0netwo3six
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19 Dec 2014 10:13 PM
i'm a Christian that believes god gave us the ability to evolve and set us on our course
the bible likely didn't happen, but hey, if it gets me saved
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CoolJohnnyboy is not online. CoolJohnnyboy
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19 Dec 2014 10:15 PM
I'm a Catholic and your parents sound a bit loony
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RobloxianBuddhist is not online. RobloxianBuddhist
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19 Dec 2014 10:15 PM
@poke

They think things like vaccines don't work (although I managed to convince my mom otherwise, not my dad tho), they think believe in the "hpmosaxuel agenda" and that there's like a shadow clan or something trying to push legislation to make people hate Christians, and that one day Christianity is going to be illegal and you'll be killed for believing it.

They also believe pretty much whatever they see on Fox News as solid, gospel truth, and they present it as such.
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CoolJohnnyboy is not online. CoolJohnnyboy
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19 Dec 2014 10:15 PM
No offense op.
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lVlORIS is not online. lVlORIS
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19 Dec 2014 10:15 PM
@0netwo

So you doubt the occurrence of events in the Bible but not a giant pit of fire and suffering? There's a stretch.
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CoolJohnnyboy is not online. CoolJohnnyboy
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19 Dec 2014 10:16 PM
"Fox News as solid, gospel truth, and they present it as such. "

I'd trust it more than the infamous CNN or MSNBC
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Japanaholic is not online. Japanaholic
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19 Dec 2014 10:16 PM
get mad nerd
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0netwo3six is not online. 0netwo3six
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19 Dec 2014 10:18 PM
@lVl
it's a failsafe in case it's real, mmkay
the Buddhist monk who found ratios and stuff believed in it
why can't i
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RobloxianBuddhist is not online. RobloxianBuddhist
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19 Dec 2014 10:18 PM
@Cool

Fox News is a conspiracy theory network that constantly puts out blatant lies. Everyone knows it's about as credible as a pile of used toilet paper.

Besides, you're Catholic, aren't you? Actually check out the Pope's views on things, he's pretty in line with CNN.
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