Skyaotic
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:10 PM |
here's an example
my dog accidentally licked me in my mouth, and it tasted like warm barf mixed with vinegar (true story) |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:11 PM |
I love MLP
Not actually, just an example ^
Become one with the siggy, my minion. ~ Damn, I can't get this Skrillex song out of my head! |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:11 PM |
| I licked my brokencyde albums repeatedly. |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:11 PM |
| 123 For A Hot And Rich B.F. Am Single :) :3 ;) XD XP |
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XTGNecro
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| Joined: 26 Oct 2008 |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:12 PM |
| "Oh...sonic-San" Fluttershy said as sonic inserted his large dong into her hole |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:12 PM |
| *op gets embarresd as everyone talks about what op said instead of listing some more* |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:12 PM |
| "Dahvie vanity is my idol." |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:12 PM |
| my farts stink like pickle peppers |
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Skyaotic
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| Joined: 16 May 2012 |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:14 PM |
| once apon a time, sonrick ate a pickle. meanwhile 1 trillion miles away, supahboshi got baby cooties |
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Deserata
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| Joined: 27 Jun 2012 |
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Akrylix
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| Joined: 13 Feb 2013 |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:15 PM |
imagine this; you put a toothpick under your big toe, then kick the wall straight on as hard as you can ;)
avatarcircle~~ |
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pacman629
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| Joined: 18 Dec 2010 |
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Hearsay
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| Joined: 21 Jul 2008 |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:18 PM |
| I was in history class and my stomach started making loud, grumbling and whining noises. I was having extremely bad cramps, and I was sweating really bad. I asked the teacher to go, but he said no. |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:19 PM |
| It seems like you can only get a girlfriend if you're a jerk these days. |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:19 PM |
| one kid when up to do a presentation the farted really loud and pooped |
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Mossbird
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| Joined: 29 Jul 2012 |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:19 PM |
| "I wanted to hug your sword." |
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Ginjji
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| Joined: 19 Jun 2011 |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:20 PM |
| I cut my knee open on a sharp rock. |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:21 PM |
| slitting your eye with a the edge of a piece of paper |
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cubedcool
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| Joined: 26 Oct 2013 |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:21 PM |
oh my gawd ovar 9000 will shoop da woopz ur buttz!, lol i g2g bye gurlz. ttyl.
[SPONSORED BY 9GAG] |
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Ginjji
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| Joined: 19 Jun 2011 |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:23 PM |
"LOLOLOLO BROFIST/BROHOOF IZ PEWDS FAN AND LOVE MLP XDXDXDXDXDXDXXD"
Not really, this again, is an example. ^ |
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DSTRUCT
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| Joined: 31 Mar 2013 |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:24 PM |
| "Shrek is love, Shrek is life." |
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MadSanity
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| Joined: 13 Nov 2009 |
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| 15 Dec 2014 09:26 PM |
I filled a bucket with salty lemon juice, needles, and razors, then violently swished my hand in it
munchkin |
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Skyaotic
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| Joined: 16 May 2012 |
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