67thave
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:07 PM |
Unlike that cramped and outdated OT Hotel down the road, we have new furniture, electricity, free Wi-Fi, a continental breakfast and expensive rates so high only a LMADer could afford 'em!
get speonk'd m8 |
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Flunken
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:08 PM |
ahem but i happen to like the OT Hotel, and it's fine owner, OTJuice
you're just a scruffy old poop head
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:08 PM |
If there is no chicken strips...
0/10 hotel service |
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OTJuice
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:09 PM |
| AND ALSO, STUPID MEMES, INCLUDING THAT STUPID ATTEMPT SPEONKED ARE ALL OVER IT! AND ITS ACTUALLY SO CHEAP, ALL OF THE ELECTRONICS ARE ALL WORN OUT DUE TO OLD PEOPLE USING THEM INCORRECTLY! THIS IS TRULY A WONDERFUL HOTEL, RIGHT? |
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67thave
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:09 PM |
Get out of here, you darned squatters! There's no way you can afford to stay here, you bums!
get speonk'd m8 |
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OTJuice
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:11 PM |
It only costs $100.000. That's barely anything, sweetie. Now get out. |
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Flunken
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:11 PM |
"so if nobody can afford to stay in this hotel except LMaDers why did you build this hotel in OT" Flunken said, his logic piercing the atmosphere like a needle through a thin piece of twill
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67thave
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:12 PM |
@Flunken Because the rent is cheap 'round here. LMAD has property taxes higher than the Empire State Building. |
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:13 PM |
Finally, a HIGH QUALITY, CLEAN, OT hotel. Now, I'll be requiring one of everything from your room service and I need someone to drive to our local pizza hut and get 10 large pepperoni pizzas - BUT ONLY PIZZA HUT. |
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Flunken
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:14 PM |
"but.. if nobody here can afford it you're just losing mad bucks, you should make living here cheaper if you wanna make a profit" Flunken said, his rationale burning through Thave's ego like a match on a parchment
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67thave
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:15 PM |
@Flunken Simply because it's not a resort hotel. It's actually my secret mad scientist layer! From this point, in 10 minutes, I will fire a laser into the atmosphere that will turn everyone into Serena!
NOTHING CAN STOP ME! HAHAHAHAHHAHAH! |
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:16 PM |
| AGAIN? WOW. TIME TO WRITE ANOTHER 5 PARAGRAPH LONG RANT ON YELP ABOUT HOW THE OWNER IS A FREAK. GOSH, WHERE CAN ONE FIND A GOOD HOTEL AROUND THESE PARTS?! |
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Flunken
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:17 PM |
after hearing Thave's evil plan, he began to realize the true gravity of the situation
"you fiend" he yelled "tell me where the laser is hidden so I can dispose of it immediately" flunken's forceful voice flew through the air like an airplane floating through the clouds
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67thave
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:18 PM |
@Flunken Why would I tell you? I don't want to ruin my secret plan! Also, now you only have six minutes left! |
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Flunken
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:20 PM |
"fine then I will just have to find it myself!" Flunken said
he began to tear through the resort with his amazing Brass Powers to discover where the laser was hidden
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67thave
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:22 PM |
| "You've failed, Flunken!", Thave said. "I intentionally gave myself extra time so I could trick you! I just fired the laser, and within 10 seconds after reading this, you will become a Serena!" |
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Flunken
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:24 PM |
flunken read Thave's post on The OT Resort Hotel thread and panicked
"oh no" flunken said "i only have ten seconds before I become a serena I must find the laser as soon as possible"
"wait that's impossible.. but I can still fight Thave..!!!"
flunken used his Brass Powers to create a gun made out of brass and shot at thave
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| 14 Dec 2014 03:26 PM |
| I'll stay 10 nights for Christmas. Just go get my presents but be away from my family. |
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