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| 10 Dec 2014 09:56 PM |
At of now, the Universal League of Dragons (ULoD) has come to a conflict with our former allies, the ducks. Previously, the ducks and dragons were at a state of peace and harmony in which we often helped each other, under terms that the dragons would determine goals and course of action, and the ducks would carry out the tasks for a decent wage. These terms have been violated, as the ducks have been caught planning to take the institute for their own arrogant purposes. Upon this discovery, the dragons and geese have allied against the duck foes and have declared war. The ducks will oblige to these terms and this war may be resolved quickly, or face consquenses, both of which will now be stated.
TERMS OF DEFEAT:
1. ADMIT DEFEAT. 2. PAY 3,000,000 TRANSUNIVERSAL DOLLARS TO THE UDoL. 3. TRANSFER 100 DUCK PEASANTS TO THE POSSESSION OF THE UDoL, WHICH WILL BE SOLD AS JANITORS BECAUSE DRAGONS TAKE BIG DUMPS AND THE BATHROOM IS STINKY. 4. KEEP PEACE FOR THE NEXT MILLENIUM OR IT WILL BE CONSIDERED THAT YOU HAVE VIOLATED RHESE TERMS.
CONSEQUENCES:
1. DRAGONS WILL DECLARE THE DUCKS TO BE UNFIT OF BEING DECLARED A REASONABLE SOCIETY, AND WILL BE SUBJECT TO UTTER ANHIALATION. 2. THE UDoL WILL TAKE THE JANITORS AND TRANSUNIVERSAL DOLLARS BY FORCE. 3. THE DUCK'S NATIVE PLANET, DUCKIA, WILL BE SUBJECT TO UTTER DESTRUCTION, AND WILL BE REMADE AS A GIANT LABORARORY FOR THE PURPOSES OF ULoD RESEARCH.
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PawzKat
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| 10 Dec 2014 09:58 PM |
So Nikolai Is just gonna watch the fight *pops open bottle of vo.dka* |
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| 10 Dec 2014 09:58 PM |
| The UDoL considers these terms and consequences to be reasonable, and will politely contradict any obligations. |
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duck14
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| 10 Dec 2014 09:59 PM |
| I am sure we shall be fine especially with the eventual aid of our allies. |
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:01 PM |
| So the ducks shall be assumed uncompliant, is what you're arrogantly suggesting? |
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duck14
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:04 PM |
| Well it's just the facts presented in your declaration are incorrect. |
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:10 PM |
the tacular army remains undecided c: which side do i get the most benefits on, is the real question
solving problems one cheerio at a time |
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:13 PM |
| Well, considering dragons have purer intentions (the goal of the ULoD is to keep the universe in balance) and fabricated this universe, and are just better than ducks in the long run............ join us. |
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duck14
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:15 PM |
| We can't promise you much but we will solve all of your problems one cheerio at a time. |
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:16 PM |
| The russian union supports the ulod. The russian union will supply arms and v.odka in return for dragons dna to create human reptilian hybrids. |
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:16 PM |
Cats are nice, and I hear that they like the taste of ducks! :D
Join the ULoD or meow your goodbyes. |
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PawzKat
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:17 PM |
| What fun is being half-dragon when elsewhere the whole package is being withheld? |
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:17 PM |
| The ULoD has a policy against sharing our godly DNA, though we can supply you with anything else, such as weapons, food and drink, and any other essentials or comforts. |
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:18 PM |
| Oh? I am controller of none. There is no army of cats at my command. |
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:19 PM |
| The russian union sends a shipment of the finest v.odka in Moscow to the Ulod to convince them to share some dna. |
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duck14
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:19 PM |
| I'm not half dragon. Our scientists have developed an injection that gives our bodies the potential to generate a human form, though. It's really help increase trade and cooperation without fear with many cultures. |
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:20 PM |
| the grapes open a bottle of v.odka stolen from the russians and chug it down |
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:22 PM |
| The ULoD sends some DNA to a soviet base, only because scientists removed it's most godly and extreme potential, making it only different from reptile DNA as it is coded for a large animal and contains a code for very strong scales. |
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:23 PM |
| the grapes have a party and dont invite anyone |
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| 10 Dec 2014 10:24 PM |
| Birm, will you join the ducks in fighting these treasonous liars? |
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