Rurith
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:06 PM |
Can be anti funny,
Must make me laugh,
Winner gets 100 ROBUX,
2 jokes per post,
Also, I am only counting the 1st Page,
BC only, but NBC can play.
Not a scam, I will pay the winner with 100 ROBUX (o:). |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:07 PM |
what's long and black
the kfc line |
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destoried
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| Joined: 24 Sep 2013 |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:07 PM |
i might do this
if you were a somebody |
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rhinguin
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| Joined: 02 Aug 2009 |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:08 PM |
you remind me of my asian friend
who?
ug-lee |
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RagedTech
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Rurith
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KiIIah
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| Joined: 20 Nov 2009 |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:09 PM |
I asked a jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve.
Sell your soul to Killah. |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:09 PM |
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning. |
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KiIIah
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:10 PM |
What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from their camps.
Sell your soul to Killah. |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:10 PM |
pleasure for you and pleasure for her. we know what that's called. homemade cooking
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:11 PM |
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."
"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" get it |
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Rurith
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| Joined: 05 Jul 2011 |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:12 PM |
| Killah and Visual are tied, I might pay both or choose the better one. Any more? |
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Unreact
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| Joined: 27 Nov 2014 |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:12 PM |
| A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken." |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:12 PM |
what do you call an asian and a black fiddling in the sweet white bed
cookies n' cream |
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Qesk
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| Joined: 26 Sep 2014 |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:13 PM |
whats the difference between pizza and jews?
pizza can withstand the oven. |
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KiIIah
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:13 PM |
@unreact
that reminded me of a doctor house episode
Sell your soul to Killah. |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:13 PM |
Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch. |
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Vaul
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| Joined: 06 Sep 2012 |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:14 PM |
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" |
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Rurith
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:17 PM |
1st: VisualSights 2nd: Vaul 3rd: Killah
VisualSights please post your 100 ROBUX t-shirt and I will buy it (:
(VisualSights Wins!) |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:18 PM |
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo. |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:18 PM |
oh yeah sorry didn't know you had a bad taste in humor
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Vaul
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| Joined: 06 Sep 2012 |
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| 09 Dec 2014 08:19 PM |
how many jews can you fit in a car?
1 in the passenger seat 2 in the back 300000000 in the ashtray |
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