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OJVV is not online. OJVV
Joined: 17 Aug 2009
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05 Dec 2014 08:39 PM
Look who it is again, Blacksmith. Remember the other day when I posted Portal and you wet your pants? Yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
I've been playing Portal a lot lately, and I mean a lot. All day, every day. I'm back in the Portal craze. What about you? Have you played it lately? That's right; you can't. The last time you started to play you got so scared you had to call a WAAAAAAAAMbulance. I bet if you started playing and you got to the part where you open the door for Wheatley you would have a heart attack and pass out. I bet Cave Johnson's "ghost" haunted you for nights and nights in your nightmares. You must lie awake in your bed at 1AM waiting to fall asleep but unable to do so because you think GLaDOS will crawl out from under your bed and scare you like she did in Chapter 5. I triggered those terrors.
Go ahead and give it your best shot and get me back. I'm pretty much perfect. I got all 100%s on all the test chambers including in Developer Commentary, sent Wheatley to the moon a total of 72 times and counting, and was captain of the Portal club at school. What accomplishments have you done, other than "get really scared and hide in a closet for a day because of Portal"? I even beat the game twice with 4 FPS, invisible gels and BSODs every 30 minutes or so. You can't even get past Chapter 1 because the voice on the intercom gives you the heebie-jeebies.
You know, I almost feel bad for you. I couldn't possibly imagine a life without Portal, or a life where Portal cannot be accessed without trauma. I would never be able to look at my Wheatley plushie again without having full on panic attacks and I would never be able to use my Portal gun without curling up into the fetal position. Have you ever even touched a Portal gun before? That's pretty sad. When the next Portal 2 update comes out, you'll be missing out big time, and I'll be sitting back here with the Portal 2 soundtrack playing in my ears while you sob quietly at your little desk in your Portal-less room.
Say, since you think you're so tough and mighty, I'm going to challenge you. In about an hours time, I will beat Portal 2 again. I will need an extra 30 minutes to beat the co-op campaign again (with myself using my extra computer specifically for Portal, anybody else would just hold me back), so to give you time to prepare for the upcoming storm I will give you two hours. In the next two hours, I expect you to meet me on Sword Fights on the Heights IV, behind the Jetboots stand. Yes, that area. Scared? You should be. See you in two hours.
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BlackSmith25252 is not online. BlackSmith25252
Joined: 13 Sep 2011
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05 Dec 2014 08:40 PM
what
this thread gave me a head ache
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05 Dec 2014 08:40 PM
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