Guest000o
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:31 PM |
First person to reply with an intelligible answer is the valid choice. You could abide by the choices given, I guess. OR you could spice things up a bit and make up your own action. It's up to you guys.
BEGIN. You wake up in your own bed. After a few minutes of groaning you force yourself to leave the comfortable embrace of your blankets, and step out onto the cold floor. You suddenly remember that you have quite a few things to do, and should get to work.
INVENTORY: Nothing, you are dirt poor.
TASKS: Finish essay. Clean dishes. Take a walk.
DO YOU EITHER: A) Work on your essay. B) Do the dishes. C) Go outside. D) Watch TV instead. E) SUMMON A DEMON. F) Custom choice. |
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:31 PM |
I thought you were better than this why the bandwagons makethemstop |
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Beaderp
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:32 PM |
C) Go outside.
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Guest000o
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:32 PM |
@Corrupt
Because of the Time Cube. |
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Crystonic
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:32 PM |
f. clean the dishes accidently break dishes pick up shard stab self
Ducks are not allowed to drink! |
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:32 PM |
f smoke weed
r u 'avin a giggle ther m8 | RT |
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Beaderp
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:33 PM |
i don't know, just darn.
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Guest000o
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:33 PM |
"C) Go outside."
YOU HAVE GONE OUTSIDE. Jesus F it's cold. You want to go back in.
INVENTORY: Nothing, you are dirt poor. You are not even wearing any clothes.
TASKS: Finish essay. Clean dishes. Take a walk.
DO YOU EITHER: A) Go back inside. B) Piss on neighbor's garden. C) Take a walk. D) SUMMON A DEMON. E) Custom choice. |
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dannyha
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:34 PM |
| F) Summon cthulhu and ride him to destiny. |
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:34 PM |
Russian Roulette with all six chambers loaded.
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:36 PM |
| F) Summon cthulhu and ride him to destiny. |
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Guest000o
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:36 PM |
"F) Summon cthulhu and ride him to destiny."
YOU HAVE SUMMONED CTHULHU. Sadly, Cthulhu does not want to be ridden, and instead reduces the nearby 50 miles into rubble.
Darn.
INVENTORY: Nothing, you are dirt poor. You are not even wearing any clothes.
TASKS: You'd do your daily stuff, but Cthulhu has destroyed your everything.
DO YOU EITHER: A) Yell at Cthulhu. B) Try to find something in the ruins. C) Try to find survivors. D) SUMMON ANOTHER DEMON. E) Custom choice. |
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dannyha
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:37 PM |
| E) Take a soul-shifting raygun and switch souls with cthulhu and destroy justin bieber. |
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:39 PM |
A) Yell at Cthulu.
I also, Like to live dangerously.
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Guest000o
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:40 PM |
"E) Take a soul-shifting raygun and switch souls with cthulhu and destroy justin bieber."
Somehow you had hidden a soul-shifting raygun on your person, even though you weren't wearing any clothing. It's best not to think about it too hard. Gross.
YOU HAVE SWITCHED SOULS WITH CTHULHU.
Not realizing that Cthulhu doesn't actually, you know, HAVE a soul, the gun has collapsed into a miniature spacial tear that replaces your hand with a minigun.
INVENTORY: One minigun hand. Nothing else, you aren't even wearing any clothes.
TASKS: None.
DO YOU EITHER: A) Yell and shoot into the air. B) Shoot at Cthulhu. C) Search for survivors. D) Custom choice. |
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:43 PM |
8) Fap Chtulu To deth
Now if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it, if you lowered the wand~ |
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Guest000o
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:44 PM |
"B) Shoot at Cthulhu."
YOU SHOOT AT CTHULHU with your minigun hand. Cthulhu does not seem hurt though, and responds by flicking you into another reality.
You wake up in a hospital bed. Doctors and the like crowd around you. You scream and run away. After a while, you stop to rest in a broom closet. You have no idea where you are.
INVENTORY: One minigun hand. Hospital gown.
TASKS: Discover where you are.
DO YOU EITHER: A) Shoot up everything. B) Give yourself up. C) Attempt to escape the hospital. D) GRAB ALL THE BROOMS. E) SUMMON A DEMON. F) Custom choice. |
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dannyha
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:50 PM |
| E) Turn my minigun hand into a laser mega-shark cannon that shoots laser-fast sharks at the speed of light. |
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Guest000o
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:51 PM |
"E) Turn my minigun hand into a laser mega-shark cannon that shoots laser-fast sharks at the speed of light."
Done. It is unsurprisingly heavy. You are still in a broom closet.
INVENTORY: Super shark cannon hand. Hospital gown.
TASKS: Discover where you are.
DO YOU EITHER: A) Shoot up everything. B) Give yourself up. C) Attempt to escape the hospital. D) GRAB ALL THE BROOMS. E) SUMMON A DEMON. F) Custom choice. |
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dannyha
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:52 PM |
| F) Ask the doctors and stuff where i am. If they fail to respond or are aggressive, shoot them to narnia. |
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Guest000o
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:55 PM |
"F) Ask the doctors and stuff where i am. If they fail to respond or are aggressive, shoot them to narnia. "
YOU ATTEMPT TO TALK TO THE DOCTORS. However, they have no mouths and are such unable to respond. You attempt to fire upon them, but your new upgrade has so much recoil you are blasted backwards out of the building, and into the air.
You are currently far above what appears to be a city, and descending quickly. YOU WILL FALL TO YOUR DEATH IN TWO TURNS.
INVENTORY: Super shark cannon hand. Hospital gown.
TASKS: Not fall to your death.
DO YOU EITHER: A) Attempt to slow down your descent with your cannon's recoil. B) SUMMON A DEMON. C) Accept your fate. D) Custom choice. |
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| 03 Dec 2014 05:55 PM |
I really like how this is going!
*eats some popcron*
ye bb ye[sic] |
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