Veltio
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| 03 Dec 2014 10:16 AM |
| your like the helium to my balloon |
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tokanaki
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| Joined: 03 Jun 2011 |
| Total Posts: 3694 |
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| 03 Dec 2014 10:18 AM |
*i keep dropping limes, clumsier and clumsier *eventually the pickup victim comes by *i get up, stare at her and say, "i'm not good at pickup limes" *i then got punched in the face |
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okesmay
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| Joined: 07 Feb 2014 |
| Total Posts: 8364 |
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| 03 Dec 2014 10:21 AM |
none bc i'm 2 scared to ever use one plus they're rlly cheesy
⌇if you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag |
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Awkrin
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| Joined: 08 Sep 2008 |
| Total Posts: 19058 |
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| 03 Dec 2014 10:21 AM |
| Are you 9/11? Cos I could never forget you. |
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| 03 Dec 2014 10:25 AM |
| My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in! |
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Veltio
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| Joined: 18 Aug 2014 |
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| 03 Dec 2014 10:40 AM |
| last one on this thread ill use irl xD |
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bawbguy
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| Joined: 28 Mar 2013 |
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| 03 Dec 2014 10:57 AM |
"Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven." |
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bawbguy
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| Joined: 28 Mar 2013 |
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| 03 Dec 2014 11:01 AM |
| I love you like a Swarm of bees stinging you to death |
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| 03 Dec 2014 11:02 AM |
girl, youre nothing
coz nothing is perfect
B)))))))))))))
|YO IM OBAKEKIZUATO ADD 12K | the chicken crossed the road to get away from you | puts on shuttershades so i cant see the h8rz | mummy's pasta |
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Veltio
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| Joined: 18 Aug 2014 |
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| 03 Dec 2014 11:03 AM |
(mine don't count btw guys) i love yours cupandsaucers xD |
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| 03 Dec 2014 11:04 AM |
are u the bottom of my laptop
cause youre pretty damn hot |
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| 03 Dec 2014 11:04 AM |
do u have a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants
u silly goose |
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Veltio
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| 03 Dec 2014 11:10 AM |
you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive
are you a volcano? because you're hot
meh |
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Mjgaga
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| Joined: 05 Jul 2012 |
| Total Posts: 7078 |
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| 03 Dec 2014 11:10 AM |
| You're like a syringe, you inject me with liquid ;) |
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Veltio
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| Joined: 18 Aug 2014 |
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| 03 Dec 2014 11:17 AM |
| are you pewdiepie? because you keep repelling me, go away |
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| 03 Dec 2014 11:21 AM |
| If your left leg is Christmas, and you right leg is Easter, can I come in between the holidays? |
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Veltio
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| Joined: 18 Aug 2014 |
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| 03 Dec 2014 11:24 AM |
| My d--- died, can I bury it in your ass? |
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| 03 Dec 2014 11:24 AM |
"nice shoes, lets f**k."
"lets play titanic, you be iceberg and ill go down"
I change my siggy too often... |
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Paradogma
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| Joined: 30 Apr 2011 |
| Total Posts: 7420 |
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| 03 Dec 2014 11:26 AM |
are you a jew?
because you canne quite frankely turn me on |
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canaball
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| Joined: 16 Jun 2013 |
| Total Posts: 997 |
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| 03 Dec 2014 11:27 AM |
"are u the bottom of my laptop
cause youre pretty damn hot "
You should really get your laptop fixed or buy a new one. |
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