Kyrotic
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| 30 Nov 2014 05:15 PM |
1/6 of roblox's active population will ragequit.
7/10 of the ragequitters will Quit roblox but come back any time
2/10 of the ragequitters will quit ROBLOX forever.
5/10 of the ragequitters will Cancel their memberships.
1/10 of the ragequitters will cancel their memberships forever.
ROBLOX will lose money.
That would be bad for them.
Think off all the problems your going to cause if you dont release them today.
1/2 Of OT'ers will come RAGE on many forums if they missed it.
2/4 Of parents will never allow their kids to buy robux or BC again.
So many problems.
What caused this incredible decline?
Releasing antlers on a school day.
While the antlers are timed.
Kids will cry.
Adults will cry.
You. will. cry.
#Antlerlogic2014
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| 30 Nov 2014 05:16 PM |
| i already have antlers so i didnt even read this |
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Uias
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| 30 Nov 2014 05:16 PM |
already have them :D
chickens r food, not friends |
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Doge1321
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| 30 Nov 2014 05:18 PM |
| Best thread ever. Hopefully Roblox learns something about sales from this. |
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| 30 Nov 2014 05:18 PM |
| todays the last day for the sell though.. |
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HypoBrick
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| 30 Nov 2014 05:19 PM |
| get your phone and ask to goto bathroom every minute |
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Senro
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| 30 Nov 2014 05:19 PM |
| And people say I over analyze... |
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Doge1321
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| 30 Nov 2014 05:19 PM |
| Probably mods isn't at forums :/ |
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HypoBrick
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| 30 Nov 2014 05:20 PM |
| Always Remember #AntlerLogic2014 |
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| 30 Nov 2014 05:21 PM |
I have notifier on my phone so whatevs.
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Kyrotic
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| 30 Nov 2014 05:36 PM |
TUESDAY.
1/2 of hipsters will Quit (Think of how much money they waste.)
1/3 of OD'ers will Quit (Think of how much money they waste on ODer stuff)
10/10 Of Deer enthusiasts will quit roblox forever.
5/10 Antler enthusiasts will quit roblox forever.
But there is more.
Atr, OT, And LMaD will lag out so badly the website will be laggy all day.
Mini-Modding will be over 900 the whole day.
Iblis will spawn in Work at a Pizza Place.
A time traveler named Trunks will come to the past, (SUNDAY) looking for the Iblis Trigger.
ShedletSky and Sorcus will team up with 1x1x1x1x1x1 and spawn the Flames Of Destruction with the help of BrickUser.
Redcliff and Korblox both will be destroyed by the Uprising war clan of {???}.
This will lead Sorcus to go mad and resort to taking over the world.
With solarcrane being the only hope to stop sorcus, He failed as he could not withstand the might of the Sorcus Stool and the Spam Cannon.
1x1x1x1x1x1 Will rise again upon the rituals that happen after the rage.
1x1x1x1x1x1 will tame the War clan that has defeated Redcliff and korblox.
1x1x1x1x1x1 will use his clan to attack the mods, Leaving only Builderman and CorgiParadise to be the last remaining mods.
Brighteyes and Gordonrox will have their final battle with Shedletsky and his Undead Counterpart Telamon.
Brighteyes and Gordonrox will disappear soon after their fight with Shedletsky. as Shedletsky Imprisoned them in BANLAND.
Soon after, John Doe and Jane Doe will Get online, By the works of Clockworks.
Soon after that, Clockworks decides to destroy The Town Of Roboxia.
With that, Many robloxians living in that area will die... |
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Kyrotic
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Kyrotic
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| 30 Nov 2014 06:03 PM |
WEDNESDAY. {Silence}
After the past events, The rest of tuesdays events just involve LMaD and Red Vice plotting something diabolical. But we'll get to that on THURSDAY {Part 2}.
Early Wednesday morning, Around 2 AM, A large explosion will suddenly appear for a brief moment at Fortress Tycoon, Sending many of the surviving robloxians to see what happened.
When most of the robloxians arrive at the scene, A large Shadowy figure will arise out of the smoke, Revealing JaredValdez4 to be Awoken, By the tears of the creator of 2 Player Gun Factory Tycoon.
And with that, The original Mad Murderer, Loleris, Will also arise.
Later around noon, It is confirmed that Loleris has gone Mad (get it?) And the bodies of many Innocent robloxians have been sighted.
Around the same time, Jaredvaldez4 has also been confirmed alive, Out to seek revenge on Stickmasterluke. While, of course, Copying the best games of 2014.
Stickmasterluke, Sensing the troubles arising in Robloxia, Prepares for the end, And evacuates all living Robloxians to safety.
Obsoletecoolguy, Along with CrimsonForce and many other ATR Regulars, Help out in the plan to save the robloxians.
Thegamer101, Getting the distress call from former moderator Merely, Readies his Dagger in the hopes of saving robloxia.
Guests everywhere are recruited by 1x1x1x1x1x1. Sent to become great warriors in the War clan of {???}.
Some of the first robloxians such as stang90 and Jacobxxduel Also prepare, Giving knowledge to those brave enough to participate in the battles.
The rest of robloxia, Fear for their lives as the worst hasnt even begun.
Around 10 Pm, One final event happened.
The distress call was sent across robloxia.
Jaredaldez4 Has killed Matt Dusek, While he was trying to protect Erik.Cassels places from being stolen. And with that, Robloxia was torn apart, and fully enraged. |
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Kyrotic
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| 30 Nov 2014 06:06 PM |
| Shall i prepare THURSDAY {PART 1}? |
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dash
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| 30 Nov 2014 06:12 PM |
| You'll feel the pain of every person who doesn't live in the US. |
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| 30 Nov 2014 06:15 PM |
Thursday please. Show mods the true destruction. |
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DiCeWave
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kirby0189
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| 30 Nov 2014 06:19 PM |
Seems legit.
<(0_0<) <(0_0)> (>0_0)> KIRBY DANCE |
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crashinq
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| 30 Nov 2014 06:19 PM |
| roblox isnt blocked at my school so i could just go get them then |
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| 30 Nov 2014 06:20 PM |
| Or....they could release the antlers today. (Hopefully) |
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