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| 30 Nov 2014 09:39 AM |
Name: Lucas Coleson Age: 27 My abilities: Hacking, fighting. --- My weapon classes; 1: Norte-L3, Spas 12, Patriot 2: M4A1, ASR-12, Mendal 3: Ak-47, Adv Sparo, Knife 4: Bow, Duraganov, Smith --- Likes: Cranes, heights, machine guns, tanks. Dislikes: Bridges, sandsharks, rocket launchers, USCPF, convoys. About me: I was born and raised by my parents. I joined CDF at the age of 16. I started out and quickly progressed through the ranks. My parents we're also ranked high in CDF. One day curing a convoy through the city, a crew of sandsharks ambushed our convoy as we we're crossing a bridge. They shot the bridge causing it to collapse sending the convoy into the water. Unfortunately my parents we're killed. I later retired from CDF and am now a for-hire hacker and assassin. |
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brigond
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| 30 Nov 2014 09:40 AM |
| Ok, seriously? Are EVERYBODY'S parents killed by sandsharks?! |
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| 30 Nov 2014 09:40 AM |
| Well, that's true. Might change that. |
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| 30 Nov 2014 09:41 AM |
| Oops, I meant ASR-50, not ASR-12. :/ |
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brigond
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| 30 Nov 2014 09:42 AM |
| Honestly, is ATF's motto "OMG OUR PARENTS WERE KILLED BY SANDSHARKS!"? |
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| 30 Nov 2014 09:43 AM |
| holy crap m9 this is like the greatest sheet ever! It's so original, so detailed! Let me congratulate you; you deserve the title of one of the greatest rpers ever! |
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iBloxers
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| 12 Jan 2015 03:13 PM |
| Thank you. Also, my parents we're not directly killed by the sandsharks, the bridge collapsed, causing their humvee to fall and explode, killing them. Most are "my parents we're shot by snadsharks in a gunfight." |
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iBloxers
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| 12 Jan 2015 03:13 PM |
| By the way, this is LordCrotonix's alt. |
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| 13 Jan 2015 06:06 AM |
That was sarcasm, you idiot. Go die.
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| 24 Jun 2015 10:00 AM |
| What bridge? Golden Gate Bridge? Seems legit. |
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| 24 Jun 2015 11:33 AM |
| ClassicMasterNoob, this thread is 6 months old. |
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| 24 Jun 2015 11:37 AM |
| 6 months since anyone posted, I mean. |
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| 24 Jun 2015 12:10 PM |
Most of my characters are children of Sandshark members.
私たちの父将軍を称賛! |
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| 09 Oct 2015 09:05 AM |
lol i just realized how bad this is wot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnl-qhCgW0Y |
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| 08 Feb 2017 10:05 AM |
| My character was born in Germany to a wealthy bunch :) |
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CaptKlu
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| 08 Feb 2017 12:57 PM |
| uggg a hacker and assassin and dead mom and day online ##### bio |
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