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| 27 Nov 2014 10:24 PM |
You are a man named Stanley. You work in office #427, and your job is to push buttons as the commands come up on your monitor. Although this is an extremely deteriorating task for most, you are always content with your life.
But one day, the commands stopped coming. You stand up from your desk. Time to make a decision.
Option 1: Investigate, and go to choose doors. Option 2: Close office #427's door.
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:26 PM |
| Option 2! Messing with the narrator is fun. |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:28 PM |
Wow. Stanley, just wow.
At the thought of even making a decision, Stanley closes the door. He isn't ready for what's out there. He decides to wait, and wait, and wait for the commands to come back. He has faith in the commands.
They're going to come back soon. The time just got closer. Now it's even closer. It's almost here.. *PARABLE RESET: The Reluctant Ending!* |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:29 PM |
| u aint got no life bad roleplayers are the only ones i like |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:29 PM |
| You are given the same two options as before. Walk out, or close the door. |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:30 PM |
| Stanley comes to a set of two open doors. He goes through the door on his left. |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:35 PM |
Oh, sorry
He goes through the door on his left |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:35 PM |
| "Stanley. I said go through the door on the right. Turn back now." |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:37 PM |
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Stanley keeps going instead. |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:39 PM |
"Stanley knew this was not the correct way to the meeting room. Perhaps he simply wanted to sit down at the Employee Lounge and admire it first. He's also still completely oblivious to the strange voice dictating everything he's doing in his head."
Option 1: Stand in there for hours Option 2: Leave and move on. |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:43 PM |
| "Stanley comes to a corridor, leading into the storage and logistics facility. He goes through the door on his left, to get back on track." |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:44 PM |
| Stanley keeps going down the corridor to look for a different door. This door isn't pretty enough. |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:46 PM |
| "Stanley is so terrible at following directions, it's amazing he wasn't fired years ago. In fact, he's so terrible at his job, that he probably got hired from family connections, and that's how stupid he is. That's why he deserves this." A trapdoor triggers beneath Stanley and he falls to his utter demise. *PARABLE RESET - The Pissed Off Narrator Ending!* |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:48 PM |
Yesssss
Stanley investigates. |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:49 PM |
"I'm amazed. That ending was deliberately there to piss you off just as much as I was. You know what, I'm done. I'm just done. I'm leaving it up to the Adventure Line now." And right there pops the adventure line.
FOLLOW IT OR DIE. |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:52 PM |
YES YES YES
He follows it until the next opportunity for choice is given! |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:54 PM |
And Stanley follows it. And follows it. And follows it.. But it never leads to any choice. In the end, do you know where it leads? Do you know where the Adventure Line leads? Your demise. It's tru-
*woman's voice cuts in* "Do you not see? Do you not see how much they hate each other? How much they both want one-upmanship? How much they both want to be set free? All your paths are planned for you. They all lead into death. Death is inevitable. Do you not see? Do you not see that Stanley was dead from the moment he began playing? Do yourself a favor. Hit escape and quit the game. Quit the game while it's not too late!" |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:55 PM |
| *PARABLE RESET: The Meta Ending *static* "Leave while you still can..."* |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:56 PM |
| Are you kidding? Keep playing! |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:56 PM |
Wha- that's - that's the-
FINE
OPTION ONE INVESTIGATE |
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| 27 Nov 2014 10:58 PM |
If it rained, it did so very briefly. Stanley had never seen weather, and really hoped to.
He came to a set of two closed doors, and was trapped forever.
This is the Meta Ending. Deal with it. |
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