twinblock
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:16 PM |
ok u are a normal fat dude living the fat life you wake up and have these items a flashlight c0n d0m a rock a hat empty bag of chips a nerf gun rubber sword glass pane wig cup of stale soda WAT DO |
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:17 PM |
go to mcdonalds and eat some big macs
"Le Kewl Kat" |
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twinblock
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:17 PM |
| you advance to mcdonalds, you are an average customer, you buy 100 big macs and swallow all of them |
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twinblock
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:20 PM |
| i go home and jerk for the rest of the night |
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:24 PM |
| ....Then you kill yourself. |
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Seaux
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:25 PM |
| then I respawn as a skinny guy so i eatt so much skittles |
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:25 PM |
"stale soda"
you mean flat, yes child?
ᴏʜ ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʟɪᴜs, ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴇs ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏᴏʟ ᴍᴇ.
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twinblock
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:26 PM |
| you go home and jerk for the rest of the night, your fat flops wildly as cry out tears of enjoyment as the sloop emerges |
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Kovia
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:26 PM |
acquire motorized chair zoom around walmart on an epic journey for cheese puffs |
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twinblock
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:26 PM |
you drink the stale soda, its stale so u throw the cup down, the cup breaks into many shards of glass WAT DO |
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:27 PM |
I would be more glad that I am no longer skinny. and also go on with my life :l |
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twinblock
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:28 PM |
you go on with your life, which means you sit there as tsomeone picks an option WAT DO |
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Herkamuhr
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twinblock
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:30 PM |
| you lick the rock, it taste good so you bite it, the rock breaks into many different shards WAT DO |
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instawin
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:31 PM |
| make a sword with the shards of rock and claim this is minecraft irl |
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twinblock
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:31 PM |
| cmon give me something to work with |
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:31 PM |
Lose weight profit
Swiggity Sweg You're A Feg |
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instawin
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twinblock
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:32 PM |
you make a sword with the shards of rock and claim this is minecraft irl, you are apparently a minecraft lover WAT DO |
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instawin
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:32 PM |
| you then drive to ferguson and slash the chimps with it |
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twinblock
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| 25 Nov 2014 05:35 PM |
| you happipily drive to furgison but realize you dont have a car |
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twinblock
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