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| 22 Nov 2014 08:35 PM |
so i was at a festival called the 'winter lights' festival and i was doing volunteer work and when it was all done i went up to the 'Ben's pretzels' booth and awkwardly said "um i cant believe im doing this..." meanwhile when i am saying this they are all staring at me awkwardly and i said "so the way the joke is supposed to go, is that i say "so my name is ben, so do I get a free pretzel, and i dont know what to do after that" and then the guy making the pretzels was like "so ben, want a pretzel?" and i was like "what" and he was like "do you want a pretzel?" anda i was like "I cant pay for it though" and he was like "we only got one pretzel here, you want it?" and i was like "um ok" and the girl who was packing the pretzels put it in paper and handed it to me and im staring at it and im like "i gotta give you guys a hug" so i hugged everyone working the booth (three people) and the guy making the pretzels was like "you can hug them both twice for me" and im like "oh ok" and thats how i got a free pretzel today
and then i split it in half for my friend who was working with me
...And that's when I started running and running and running like a constipated weiner dog |
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| 22 Nov 2014 08:36 PM |
"so edgy"
uwot
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| 22 Nov 2014 08:37 PM |
wow this is a true story reply to this you jerks
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| 22 Nov 2014 08:38 PM |
@PvN
out scrub
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| 22 Nov 2014 08:41 PM |
Wh-wha-WHAAAAT? You mean friendly people exist on this planet? |
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| 22 Nov 2014 08:41 PM |
@pvn
lol 9 year old troll
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| 22 Nov 2014 08:42 PM |
@potato
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and that pretzel tasted like the foot of the gods
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| 22 Nov 2014 08:48 PM |
"was the pretzel good"
i should have puked rainbows it was so tasty
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| 22 Nov 2014 08:54 PM |
srs this is proof that there is good in the world
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