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| 12 Oct 2014 03:37 AM |
My turn m8s.
Daniel looks at himself once more in the mirror. He's fairly sure that Faux will love his outfit. There's nothing a shemale wants more than a feeble, pale kid in a tie dye shirt; white, Ecko Unltd. cargo shorts; and brown, OP sandals. This is going to be the day Daniel gets to finally have shmex with his soulmate.
He straightens his glasses, grabs his fedora, and walks out the door off to Faux's house.
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"I just don't know how to explain to him that I don't really like him," Faux complained to his mother. "He doesn't seem to understand the signals I'm sending." Faux looked at his mom, a tear rolling down his cheek.
"Now, look, honey. All you have to do is just tell him. Be straightforward. It's the best way to let go." she proclaims.
"Alright, mom, I'll see if I can," Faux says, smiling. He kisses her on both sets of lips and hurries into the living room to wait for his future broken-hearted friend. There comes a knock on the door. He jumps up, heart pounding at what he's going to have to do next. He opens the wooden door and sees Daniel, standing there and smiling at him. He smiles back faintly. "Come in," he motions him.
"Look, Daniel, I have some-"
I have a huge surprise for you. You're going to love it!" he says excitedly. "Come on, let's go to your room!" Faux sighs, and he follows his misguided friend to his room.
As he's closing the door, he hears rustling behind him. Faux turns around and, to his surprise, sees Daniel nekkid. He stares at Daniel, not knowing what to do. "I-I-Um...-I don't know what to say," he stutters.
"You don't have to say anything, foxxy. Let's do what we've always wanted to!" Daniel exclaims, jumping on the bed. "Daniel, I don't think we should be doing this. What if my mom catches me?" he asks. "Don't worry, dude, she won't find out," he says. Faux reluctantly agrees, and beckons Daniel to make room. He slowly takes off his clothes, teasing Daniel. Daniel's mouth waters, never before experiencing this in his life. He rubs his pen smoothly, staring at Faux's female and male parts. Faux comes closer, and picks up Daniel's legs. He pushes them toward his head, making room for his gigantic pen to fit. He suddenly pushes forward with all his might, and Daniel yelps in a squeaky voice. Faux begins to furiously move back and forth, not paying any attention to Daniel's cries and mones of pain. "YOU'VE DONE IT NOW DANIEL. IT'S TIME!" he bellows. Another push with the strength of a thousand Japanese suns is thrusted into Daniel's body, and Faux roars in pleasure as the onslaught of pushes comes to a halt. Daniel is crying, grabbing his butt to ease the everlasting pain that will forever hinder him of sitting.
"Daniel, you really know how to take dk," Faux laughs, forgetting all about the horrible news he was to give. "It's your turn, now," he smiles. Faux positions himself in the same way Daniel was pounded only moments ago. Daniel, with any strength he has left, nudges his pen deep into the sfinctur of Faux's hole. Faux gasps, and slowly embraces the pen that was given to him. Daniel thrusts, but he cannot fulfill the same agonizing cry that Faux had made him do. "Why'd you take it out?" Faux asks. "Oh wait, you didn't, I still feel it somewhat."
Daniel is enraged by the mockery of Big Willy, his beautiful pen. He screams, and slams Faux against the headboard, lifting his butt into the air and piledriving Faux's bottom into oblivion. Faux screams in pain, surprised by the sudden rush of skin being enlarged in his hole. He begins to mone louder, and louder. Daniel shrieks to the beat of his peanuts slapping against Faux's bottom.
"Dan-Daniel, I can't ta-ake it," Faux mumbles, words hidden behind the mones and thrusts.
Daniel looks at him and grins. "Tell me Faux. WHAT DOES THE FAUX SAY?" he bellows. As soon as the words came out, he jumps into the air and aims his pen into the gaping hole below. He lands his pen into the hole, breaking the bed. Faux howls in pain as blood begins to trinkle out of his hole and down his crack. Daniel screams in delight, succumbing to the feeling of besting his opponent in battle.
A day later, Fauxtillion was reported dead due to severe internal bleeding.
Daniel, defeating his opponent, claims another victory. He lives to see another day...another victim...and possibly, another life.
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Wow this was longer than expected.
Sorry. :( |
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| 12 Oct 2014 03:38 AM |
| they both like men.........accurate! |
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| 12 Oct 2014 03:40 AM |
though like
you know your life has hit rock bottom when you take the time to write this |
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| 12 Oct 2014 03:40 AM |
Well, no.
Although the timing is accurate since it's 3:40 and I can't sleep.
What better way to pass the time? :) |
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| 12 Oct 2014 03:42 AM |
| i weep for humanity when people make fan fics |
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| 12 Oct 2014 03:43 AM |
This is my favorite part:
Daniel looks at him and grins. "Tell me Faux. WHAT DOES THE FAUX SAY?" he bellows. As soon as the words came out, he jumps into the air and aims his pen into the gaping hole below. He lands his pen into the hole, breaking the bed. Faux howls in pain as blood begins to trinkle out of his hole and down his crack. Daniel screams in delight, succumbing to the feeling of besting his opponent in battle. |
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| 12 Oct 2014 03:49 AM |
creepiest crap i've read in a while
worst part is
i know their faces ;( |
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| 12 Oct 2014 03:50 AM |
| "besting his opponent in battle" |
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| 22 Nov 2014 02:37 PM |
| Literally speaking, yes you are. |
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| 22 Nov 2014 02:42 PM |
""Alright, mom, I'll see if I can," Faux says, smiling. He kisses her on both sets of lips and hurries into the living room to wait for his future broken-hearted friend."
I'm surprised no one caught the 'both sets of lips' part. |
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| 22 Nov 2014 05:25 PM |
STRENGTH OF A THOUSAND JAPANESE SUNS
YES |
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| 23 Nov 2014 12:36 PM |
lelel
also add me on ur 22k k |
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