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Re: What's the funniest thing you've heard a teacher say

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PIebeian is not online. PIebeian
Joined: 23 Oct 2011
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20 Nov 2014 10:56 PM
"Put your tongue back in your mouth"
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TheHarlequinsDemise is not online. TheHarlequinsDemise
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20 Nov 2014 10:59 PM
"i'll do that after class"
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Rudianos is not online. Rudianos
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20 Nov 2014 10:59 PM
Alright me and my friends were making jokes about white people

(I'm actually white irl)

But we were talking about being crackers and my teacher goes.

"Yes I'm a cracker you're a cracker he's a cracker it doesn't matter all of you are white."
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Qesk is not online. Qesk
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20 Nov 2014 10:59 PM
"sit your asses down you brats" - 63 year old sub
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Vatrain is not online. Vatrain
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20 Nov 2014 11:01 PM
some kids had picks, picking their afros

"stop picking your hair before i pick them up"

were all like

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Infinite is a concept, not a number.
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Inysa is not online. Inysa
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20 Nov 2014 11:01 PM
"My bed is like 9/11; you never forget"

Said in a smoker voice making fun of a girl playing a witch in Macbeth.
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PIebeian is not online. PIebeian
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20 Nov 2014 11:02 PM
lol @ inysa
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Rudianos is not online. Rudianos
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20 Nov 2014 11:02 PM
Or when my history teacher who is a retired United Stated Army Colonel and college football player was playing football with us and twisted his wrist and dropped the f-bomb so loud we could hear it on the bleachers.
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DemonTitan is not online. DemonTitan
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20 Nov 2014 11:02 PM
Teacher almost said Sh** when trying to say a different word.
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romuluz is not online. romuluz
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20 Nov 2014 11:05 PM
"AAAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAH!" He yelled as he lept across desks like a monkey.

Not even joking.
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Verodoxys is not online. Verodoxys
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20 Nov 2014 11:07 PM
there's this sophomore in my class who's typical scum

brags about smoking maryjooana kinda kid

my math teacher is one of those "ALWAYS SHOW YOUR WORK" kinda guys (which i have no problem with whatsoever) and this kid brought in his homework with no work done

the conversation:

teacher: no work?

student: i did it in my head

teacher: that's horse sh**, you thought the date was part of an equation

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AtomicRXN is not online. AtomicRXN
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20 Nov 2014 11:22 PM
"NO YOU DUMB@$$!"

not even lying
some idiot kid pissed him off real bad
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DemonTitan is not online. DemonTitan
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20 Nov 2014 11:23 PM
BAHAHAHA.
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legosonic411 is not online. legosonic411
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20 Nov 2014 11:24 PM
Journalism class
Discussing ethics, if we'd print a story for the school paper or not, the story was about a kid who fought, flipped 3 desks, and cussing up a storm.
Student: "I just don't think that's news"
Teacher: "Oh.. I see"
*Walks over to a desk*
*Flips the desk over after throwing some of this stuff at the wall*
Teacher: "**** IT!"
Teacher: "So you don't think that's news?"
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gameonbabyCT is not online. gameonbabyCT
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20 Nov 2014 11:27 PM
We talked about the 'size matters' thing... in social... #bestTeacherEver
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GeneralKai is not online. GeneralKai
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20 Nov 2014 11:28 PM
i dunno my teacher was talking about memes today

it was funny for the wrong reasons
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TheManOfTheShadows is not online. TheManOfTheShadows
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20 Nov 2014 11:29 PM
@gameon

bet that boosted your confidence
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Cybertex is not online. Cybertex
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20 Nov 2014 11:31 PM
My science teacher is a round glasses always wears sweatpants type of guy that speaks in text talk.
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LuckLuckbronie is not online. LuckLuckbronie
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20 Nov 2014 11:42 PM
so this is my teach all right:

All right, listen up y’all. I’m your substitute teacher Mr. Garvey, I taught school for 20 years in the inner city, so don’t even think about messing with me. You all feel me? Okay, let’s take the roll here. Jakequaline, where’s Jakequaline at? No Jakequaline here? Yeah?

[Jacqueline]
Uh, do you mean, Jacqueline?

[Teacher]
Okay, so that’s how it’s going to be, you all want to play, okay then; come on you Jakequaline? Balakay, where is Balakay at? No, Balakay here today? Yes, sir?

[Blake] Source:
My name is Blake.

[Teacher]
Are you out of yo god d@m mind? Blake? What? Do you want to go to war Balakay?

[Blake]
No.

[Teacher]
Because we couldn’t go to war?

[Blake]
No

[Teacher]
I’m for real, I’m for real, so you better check yourself. De-nise, is there a De-nise? If one of y’all say some silly as name, this whole class is going to feel my wrath, now De-nise?

[Denise]
Do you mean Denise?

[Teacher]
Oh, no. You say your name right, right now?

[Denise] Source: Denise.

[Teacher]
Say it right?

[Denise]
Denise.

[Teacher]
Correctly

[Denise]
Denise.

[Teacher]
Right.

[Denise]
Denise.

[Teacher]
Right.

[Denise]
De-nise?

[Teacher] Source:
That’s better, thank you. Now a A-Aron, where are you, where is a A-Aron right now, no A-Aron, huh? Oh, you better be sick, dead or mute, A-Aron?

[Aaron]
Here. Oh man.

[Teacher] Source:
Why didn’t you answer me the first time I said?

[Aaron]
Huh

[Teacher]
I’m just asking, I said it like four times, so why didn’t you say it the first time I said, A-Aron?

[Aaron]
Because it’s pronounced Aaron.

[Teacher]
Son of a female dog, you done messed up A-Aron, now take your as on down to O. Shack Hennessy’s office right now, and tell him exactly what you did.

[Aaron]
Who?

[Teacher]
O. Shack Hennessy.

[Aaron]
Principle O’Shaughnessy?

[Teacher]
Get out of my God damn classroom before I break my foot up in your as; insubordinate and churlish. Tim-mothy?

[Timothy]
Present.

[Teacher] Source:
Thank you.
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LuckLuckbronie is not online. LuckLuckbronie
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20 Nov 2014 11:44 PM
isnt that funny
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20 Nov 2014 11:45 PM
"I slapped the bee until it was at a wounded state"
"Then I took a kilogram mass, shouted for the power of Galileo and crushed it"
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lihavasumo is not online. lihavasumo
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20 Nov 2014 11:46 PM
Friend was using phone in class
Under desk

Teacher
"I hope you are playing with ur phone"
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SteinLikesDimes is not online. SteinLikesDimes
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20 Nov 2014 11:47 PM
"I work at a bar on the weekends so my mondays are worse than yours"

Best class ever now
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Rainway is not online. Rainway
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20 Nov 2014 11:48 PM
In my old school, our teacher always said "jacket off" due to a policy not allowing jackets to be worn in-doors. Say it out loud.


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PIebeian is not online. PIebeian
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21 Nov 2014 10:48 PM
new people new answers :-)
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