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| 20 Nov 2014 03:51 PM |
| My favorite is when Moses freed the Jews from Egyptian slavery |
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:53 PM |
| when the entire book becomes fuel for my fireplace |
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:53 PM |
this is my cue to leave OT for a minute
"The Sauza so malo...", and then she said "You need to grow up." |
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:53 PM |
| I liked the part when God said that killing and burning a couple of pidgeons would cure you of disease. |
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:54 PM |
| I liked the part when God said killing was bad, so he demonstrated by killing millions of people |
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:55 PM |
| The whole thing is my favorite. |
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:55 PM |
| My favorite part is when people take a story seriously. |
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WaterRuby
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:55 PM |
wen jesus did all thos girls in a los angelas motel room
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:55 PM |
@Mj Those weren't people. They were cyborg satanists, and they were planning to take over the world. |
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:56 PM |
| my favorite part is that a book most likely made for entertainment is now a guide for a large percentage of world behavior |
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:56 PM |
serious post: i like revelation its just mind-blowing stuff
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Kuroato
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:56 PM |
| the part where it pretty much freakin ends |
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blue30097
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:57 PM |
uh... I never read the bible
too lazy to write a siggy | Lord of Russia http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=149090339 | ohyemrkrabz |
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Zephyrai
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:58 PM |
I've never read it.
"Sweet breathing Zephyrus did softly play, A gentle spirit, that lightly did delay ..." |
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:58 PM |
| It's not in the Bible, but Conservopedia says that the craters on the moon were made when Noah's flood shot water out of the atmosphere. That's pretty hilarious, too. |
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:58 PM |
itt: atheists
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| 20 Nov 2014 03:59 PM |
| when pharoah hardened his heart a million times. lol. |
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| 20 Nov 2014 04:00 PM |
| The part where it says you can own slaves and beat them as much as you want just as long as they don't in a couple days after you beat them. |
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| 20 Nov 2014 04:00 PM |
the part when it ends [2] I don't believe in people sitting on clouds greeting recently deceased old people. I believe that Earth was created by a large explosion several billion years ago. I believe humankind is evolved from a species of ape and/or monkey. |
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| 20 Nov 2014 04:00 PM |
| my favorite part is when it doesn't get put down by emo's which make up 99% of OT, so ...buh-bye! |
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| 20 Nov 2014 04:01 PM |
"my favorite part is when it doesn't get put down by emo's which make up 99% of OT, so ...buh-bye!"
ot in a nutshell: atheism
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| 20 Nov 2014 04:02 PM |
"I don't believe in people sitting on clouds greeting recently deceased old people"
Whoever told you that that's what Heaven is was wrong. |
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