3eh
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birm123
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| 18 Nov 2014 08:15 PM |
| find her, strip of her clothes, and demand she pins you while naked. |
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| 18 Nov 2014 08:16 PM |
find her, strip of her clothes, and demand she pins you while naked. [2x]
I am the lord of death, bow down to me peasants. P.S. This is my theme music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo |
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| 18 Nov 2014 08:17 PM |
1. This isn't a blog. It's the rp forum. 2. If you like wrestling and for some reason someone putting one hundred pounds on you, do it. |
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| 18 Nov 2014 08:19 PM |
| Even if we wanted to help, none of us have any social skills whatsoever.. |
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birm123
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| 18 Nov 2014 08:20 PM |
my dong is sad
you sir, are a very open person |
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| 18 Nov 2014 08:40 PM |
"Even if we wanted to help, none of us have any social skills whatsoever.."
according to every online article ever, this can be "cured" with antidepressants and other meds!!!11 go talk to your doctor NOW!!1 |
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idunwanna
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| 18 Nov 2014 08:40 PM |
whisper in her ear,"no no, don't do that, you'll give me an erection" and she'll back out and get disqualified from the round and as you advance, say this to every single opponent and WIN |
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| 18 Nov 2014 08:46 PM |
1. This isn't a blog. It's the rp forum. [x2]
But you should flirt with her subtly, offer her chocolates and then ask her to pin you to the wall in the girls bathroom and laugh at you
http://i.im(REMOVE)gur.com/oXXsfos.gif |
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| 18 Nov 2014 08:49 PM |
I liked her ease of control over me. All my peers laughed at me and all, but I liked it a lot. Help me ;-;
So let me get this straight. You're attracted to a woman after getting physically beaten by her in a wrestling match? Sigh. Well, this is a bit hard to say...But...Well...
Er, just go and Google search BDSM. I...I think you may have a fetish. |
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| 18 Nov 2014 10:49 PM |
| What mage you don't have the same feeling as this poor misguided soul? |
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romuluz
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| 19 Nov 2014 01:23 AM |
| He would like a dominatrix. |
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| 19 Nov 2014 04:33 AM |
| @Mage:Some guys just like women with power, that doesn't necessarily mean they're into BDSM. |
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Psihycho
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| 19 Nov 2014 05:33 AM |
That's pretty hot [2]
-Not sure if extremely stupid, or extremely stupid. |
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| 19 Nov 2014 06:21 AM |
| i have a crush on this blonde girl with big circles. problem is tho is shy as fok and she'd never date me. help pls i am dying in depression here |
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soardlo
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| 19 Nov 2014 07:34 AM |
| I'm sorry but I'm laughing my ass off |
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| 19 Nov 2014 08:40 AM |
Yes, she has the biggest circles. and i want to hav 'em
any good pickup lines? |
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timpookie
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| 19 Nov 2014 08:42 AM |
| @Teh: Here are some good pickup lines! "Do you like Harry Potter? Because my hog's got warts," "I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can still make your bed rock" and "Did you fart? Because you blew me away" are all ones that I frequently use. |
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| 19 Nov 2014 08:50 AM |
ok now to translate it to my whack language
first one cannot be translated correctly "Gal aš ne Fredas Flintstounas, bet aš vis tiek galiu priversti tavo lova rockinti" "Ar tu pabezdėjai? Nes tu mane nusprogdinai tolyn"
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| 19 Nov 2014 10:21 AM |
Do you have a watch? Because you're worth my TIME! Are you a bee? Because I want you to BEE my HONEY
what's a person to a king? what's a king to a god? ... what's a god to a non-believer? |
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PawzKat
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| 19 Nov 2014 10:53 AM |
Excessive complimenting might help. Lol.
You go always go with the class pickup lines;
Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only TEN I see. Are you cupid? Because I think you may have pierced my heart. Baby, are you an angel? Because you look like you fell from Heaven.
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| 19 Nov 2014 11:05 AM |
oh are we giving out pick up lines, now?
420 swag yolo smoke weed wwwww pwned
are you a baby because I'm actually your mom
are from Arizona because you're the air in zone-a |
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