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| 07 Nov 2014 07:21 PM |
America lies at the crossroads of history.
You have two choices in this Senatorial election: the path of youth and inexperience, rooted in Socialism, and mired by faux education, or me, a wordly man sternly educated by life, whose resume is filled with more redactions than Obama's drone policy.
My opponents list flowery activities such as "public advocacy", "fighting for civil rights", and "defending the marginalized" among their few accomplishments, and presume that America requires a plethora of brainless 'intellectuals', educated at America's own schools of Communism, the Ivy League.
My opponents are not anything like me.
In my thirty years working with both the United States Air Force, and various elements of our nation's defense apparatus, I've learned more about rights and freedom than what has ever been taught to a Harvard-educated lawyer in a silly 'Constitutional Law' class.
We are a nation built on freedom. The freedom to live under a small government whose concern for public safety permits unfettered capitalism, and drones monitoring all private communication.
I've learned budget management from the Contras, and successfully hidden millions of dollars in arms purchases under vague 'development aid'; I understand the intricacies of government accounting and budgeting. I've put down Communist rebellions in more Fascist states that most Americans can name; I understand the effects and costs of wealth inequality. I've withheld vital medical aid from Salvadoran civilians; I can compromise with the Democrats on health care management (rationing). I've fought back drug cartels across Central America with special ops groups; I can compromise with the Republicans on our border security.
I've stayed stern-faced before Senate investigative committees for hours; I know how to lie. Yet, I've always done it to keep America safe.
On voting day, you must make a choice. Do you want a radical who will shut down America's greatest testament to glory, coal-fired power plants, in the name of Communist polar bears?
Or, do you want a man whose devotion to both this country and all the government-fearing people who make it up is unparalleled?
America's problems require grand solutions. I care not for petty abstractions such as 'Constitutionality' and 'morality'. I'm the perfect person to make the changes that America needs. Vote for me, and our prosperity will be historic.
Thank you, and God Bless America. |
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