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Re: [USA]: Assalto's running for senate, neighbor!

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Assalto is not online. Assalto
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07 Nov 2014 03:32 PM
   A lot of you are probably wondering as of now- “who the hell is this Assalto fellow, and why in god’s name should I vote for him?” Well, uneducated citizen, I’ll be glad to answer that question! I’d like to start off by making it crystal clear that I’m not going to make false promises to you all. Yes, I will strive for change; but that doesn’t necessarily mean I’ll be able to make those changes. As much as I’d love to, there are things not even senate members can do.

   Now, let’s move on to my (speculative) agenda. Now, obviously I plan on reducing crime and all those goodies, but let’s serious here. I’ll be doing everything in my power to change this nation for the better. As I stated earlier, I’m not going to make any hilariously overblown promises. What I can promise you is I will work my ass off for the sake of this country. One thing I would especially like to accomplish is improving the quality of agency tryouts. This may sound stupid to you, but I’m sure you’ve all felt the frustration that comes with a less than mediocre host. I’d like to push forwards some basic changes that I believe will make a huge difference. While tryouts may seem superficial on the surface, when you really look at them, you realize they’re responsible for choosing only the best people to serve in our nation’s agencies.

   You’re probably wondering what makes me qualified for this glorious position- and I’m glad to inform you of my past experience! I’ve served in a variety of agencies during my time in this country. These agencies include the National Security Agency, the now defunct National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, the Defense Security Cooperation Agency, the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the United States Marshal Service. As you can see, I’ve never actually been in an administrative position- but don’t let that deter you from voting for me, neighbor. I’m sure it’s quite apparent to you that I’m a man who puts his all into everything he does. I pride myself on my work ethic, and I’m sure you’d appreciate it as well.

   Now, I’m sure you’re all getting tired of all this reading, so for your sake I’ll wrap this up. If you’re looking for somebody with honesty, a penchant for improvement and a hell of a lot of charisma, you know who to vote for. If you're voting for me- you're voting for the country.
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Daniel3613 is not online. Daniel3613
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07 Nov 2014 03:36 PM
Support


[dtlm]
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shutupkoolman is not online. shutupkoolman
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07 Nov 2014 03:36 PM
look at that,
assalto can be mature for once.

20ccs of glory stat
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Assalto is not online. Assalto
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07 Nov 2014 03:37 PM
"assalto can be mature for once."

Right in the feels, Captain Kool.
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shutupkoolman is not online. shutupkoolman
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07 Nov 2014 03:39 PM
its ok im never mature.

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tommygun3024 is not online. tommygun3024
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07 Nov 2014 03:40 PM
I say, you have my vote.
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GetClanned is not online. GetClanned
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07 Nov 2014 03:41 PM
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Imitater is not online. Imitater
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07 Nov 2014 03:41 PM
wow you copied my thread this is war
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Assalto is not online. Assalto
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07 Nov 2014 03:42 PM
I'm intrigued as to why you used my name in your thread,friend!
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Imitater is not online. Imitater
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07 Nov 2014 03:44 PM
you hacked me
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Assalto is not online. Assalto
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07 Nov 2014 04:07 PM
i think we've all learned a valuable lesson from this

if you're not in a circle jerk you're gonna have a bad time
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kyle90038 is not online. kyle90038
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07 Nov 2014 04:35 PM
signed
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LuckLuckbronie is not online. LuckLuckbronie
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07 Nov 2014 04:37 PM
support becuz i feel bad 4 u everytime i killed u during wij trainings
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Assalto is not online. Assalto
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09 Nov 2014 02:48 PM
please
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