Baconite
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| 06 Nov 2014 02:10 PM |
OK so I had this one friend who...I am not sure why we were even friends he was jsut a bossy needy....(insert extreme insult here)
Here is just one of many things he did that pissed me off through my younger years
OK so here in britain there's a channel named CBBC and there was a programme named "the slammer" which was a thing meant to be a prison but kids could go to it and see 3 different acts that got better and better...but you still voted on which one was best through the volume of shouts and claps at the end.
Anyway, Me and my friend went on this show and it was pretty fun to be there I will admit
there were 3 acts a guy playing a saw violin, a guy who did ventriloquism but with kids from the audience..weird and a guy who did tricks on a trampoline and we all had to cramp in a cold room while they set up the trampolines
I was wearing a shirt that said something like "rock on" or something like that and I was gonna use it for a pun i cant remember exactly what but because some kids got interviewed after each act about what they thought about it I was gonna do something like say IT ROCKS and show my shirt or something really crap idk
anyway my friend who was WEARING A PLAIN ASS SHIRT...A PLAIN WHITE ASS SHIRT that day decided he liked this pun
we got interviewed first someone else he took (there were 3 of us in total who went) then him and it was about to be me but NO! HE TOOK MY PUN! AND HE KILLED IT he ended up saying something like "the thing was ROCKIN'" or something really cringy
I didn't know what to say I was filled with death threats to tell him but instead I just said something like "it was really cool uh...I enjoyed it" he ruined everything
the only time i ever got revenge partially on him was when we were doing WWII models and i was gonna do tanks and he wanted to as well jsut coz i was doing it and mine was really good with a paper mache battlefield and stuff and his were just 3 tank toys
he got like 13/100 marks and i got 1200 marks because the teacher knew he copied me
or maybe when i hit him in the face with a cricket bat on my 7th birthday
also one last thing...in my 3rd birthday party photos im pushed to the end of the bench on the table we were at and him and his 2 brothers were in the middle...yea |
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Baconite
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| 06 Nov 2014 02:14 PM |
| do u even know how long it took me to type this just read it u lazy bastards |
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Lumez
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| 06 Nov 2014 02:15 PM |
tl;dr
While you were reading this, I stole your lungs. |
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| 06 Nov 2014 02:17 PM |
since i dont have a buncha friends irl there was this roblox 'friend'
who knew how to push my buttons
oh
i yelled at him good though
...What, too soon? [siggy siggy bo biggy banana fana fo figgy fe fi mo miggy siggy] |
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Baconite
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| 06 Nov 2014 02:17 PM |
"tl;dr"
and then there's THAT guy |
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| 06 Nov 2014 02:18 PM |
| ...you hit him in the face with a crikit mask? |
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Baconite
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Baconite
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| 06 Nov 2014 02:22 PM |
| he deserved it for future rekking me |
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Baconite
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| 06 Nov 2014 02:38 PM |
my worst fear is that i will become an actually bad friend
im an annoying friend but as a friend i don't think i'm that bad |
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Baconite
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| 06 Nov 2014 02:39 PM |
if it really is tl;dr just read the first "paragraph" which starts with OK so here in....
the one which starts with I was wearing a shirt..
and try to read smaller text after that if u can |
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iFloral
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| 06 Nov 2014 02:40 PM |
i had a really bad friend by she calling me ugly and stuff lol i was like "hahahah screw u and never talk to me that'll be great" |
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| 06 Nov 2014 02:41 PM |
yeah, there's one this dude i had in my class started a fire with a hand dryer
"The Sauza so malo...", and then she said "You need to grow up." |
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GoshiDoll
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Skanea
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| 06 Nov 2014 02:47 PM |
I didn't have friends when I was younger I still don't |
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