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Re: i'm sorry but god sounds a lot like a dad

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theknightofblood is not online. theknightofblood
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05 Nov 2014 03:00 AM
alright so this magic space daddy, he sits inside of his mancave for like a week, working hard on earth and then on the 7th day he's like 'yo the game is on' and sits on his sofa drinking godohol or something

and then he has his kids, and he's like 'yo jesus go outside and find some friends' and then jesus goes down to earth and tells everybody about his awesome space daddy

what if the bible

and christianity

and all of that stuff

is a set-up for a really big dad joke





reading this back it sounds like a stand-up from louis ck or something but it really isn't believe me
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coolcoolkidcheseey45 is not online. coolcoolkidcheseey45
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05 Nov 2014 03:07 AM
New theory.
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theknightofblood is not online. theknightofblood
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05 Nov 2014 03:11 AM
'i think you guys need to stop screwing around' dad god quips as he drives a screwdriver through the crust of the earth, pouring lava out and tearing the continents to pieces
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coolcoolkidcheseey45 is not online. coolcoolkidcheseey45
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05 Nov 2014 03:20 AM
The humans begin to scream as they're melted.
"That's what you get for stealing daddy's bread and having independent free will!", Says God.
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