Dakota99
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:44 PM |
You are in your perfectly generic apartment in New York. What do you do?
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ilezybet
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:45 PM |
wow i've started a trend go to the club and look for a wifey |
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Dakota99
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:46 PM |
You leave your apartment, and skipping work, you go to a nightclub. You meet a fine woman and bring her out for dinner. What do you do?
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zappy00
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Dakota99
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:47 PM |
Awkwardly staring at her from across the table, you ask for her name. "Elizabeth. Yours?" What do you do?
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ilezybet
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Dakota99
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:48 PM |
"Your name." She stares at you silently. This is really getting awkward. "Your name is Elizabeth?" What do you do?
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ilezybet
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navy898
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:49 PM |
| "Nope, my parents named me 'Your Name', as in my first name is Your and my last name is Name." Anyways I got a condo in the city with a pool party going on. I just thought I'd take a break from the action. How about you come back with me and party?" |
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zappy00
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:49 PM |
just go with navy's answer please
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Dakota99
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:50 PM |
"Hahah no, my name is John." You clearly know your name is NOT John. What the heck are you doing, Tim?! You get a phone call from work. "Dude, where the heck are you? We've got like seven different people complaining about their computers, and it's not like we're good with this stuff!"
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Dakota99
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:51 PM |
apparently navy is taking over gl;hf all you pal
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zappy00
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:51 PM |
tell them to give the ol' "turn it off, turn it back on" advice say to Elizabeth, "Anyways, I got a condo in the city with a pool party going on. I just thought I'd take a break from the action. How about you come back with me and party?"
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navy898
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:51 PM |
| say "shut up loser I'm about to bang this hot chick, now excuse me but i'd like to stop being your monkey wrench for a couple hours for some 'me time', got it, punk?" |
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zappy00
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:55 PM |
uh so yeah dakota u srs
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Dakota99
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:55 PM |
You tell them to turn it off and on again. "Hey man that's not helping" *click* "So Elizabeth, want to come over to my place and party?" "Dude, we just met." What do you do?
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ilezybet
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:56 PM |
say ''Oh, yeah.'' spend time with her for the next 2 weeks then invite her over |
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zappy00
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:56 PM |
flip the table and pull out the knife
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Dakota99
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:57 PM |
"Oh, yeah." Over the next two weeks, you spend time dating Elizabeth. Early in the morning of the 15th day, though, you receive a phone call... "WE'VE GOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND." What do you do?
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zappy00
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:57 PM |
say "Who is this?"
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navy898
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:57 PM |
flip the table and pull out the knife [2] |
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ilezybet
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:58 PM |
| Call your crew, grab guns, and save her. then give her dinkle and have kids the end |
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Dakota99
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:58 PM |
Yaaawn. "Who is this?" "WE'VE GOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. GIVE US FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS OR SHE GETS IT!" What do you do?
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zappy00
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:58 PM |
say "i gotta know where you are to give it. where are you?"
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Dakota99
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:59 PM |
"I gotta know where you are to pay ya. Where are you?" "THE ABANDONED BOAT FACTORY BY THE OLD DOCKS. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS." *click* What do you do?
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