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Re: ID God Story "The Recruitment"

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Vandolve is not online. Vandolve
Joined: 30 Apr 2013
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02 Nov 2014 07:39 PM
There once was a little boy, he had zero friends, only ate McDonalds, at was beaten up by Santa and Christmas. One day, he decided to test his luck on ROBLOX; he wanted to be what every other ID God was... an id god- duh.

So, he posted and posted and POSTED forums on OT, never once, classifying himself as an ID God. He was so close sometimes, and all he did was fail. He was laughed at, but he pushed through, when he was at his breaking point, palms sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy, he decided to give it one last shot; He drank his last bottle of 5 hour energy, and at the 23rd hour, he posted an ID God forum.

Low and behold, this little boy, named Daniel, said that the "l2d" would be 5 and 6. And to my absolutely belief, he finally was an ID God. He was accepted into the OT community, and felt like a champion at life; Like being an ID God, is almost as good as being God, himself...

Daniel had a nice life, he continued on to be accepted at Harvard, and studied hard, he even got offered a job at Microsoft, for the CEO position. Of course he declined, because ID God's are too awesome for that.

He ended up being a janitor at the texas airport, making less than the legal minimum wage. But he liked what he did; and he thanked the ROBLOX forum ID for his whole life's success, when he was interviewed by his grandmother at his 47th birthday party.

THE END.
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