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| 01 Nov 2014 07:07 AM |
Shouldn't take long.
1. Eat ALL the ponies! 2. Bronies go to the gulags except Lumpy because he's not that bad. 3. Ushankas for everyone! 4. Invent new video game called "Balalaika Hero™" 5. Invade Finland. 6. Drop kick Euros out of Kiev. 7. AHHHHHH MOTHERLAND 8. Reclaim rightful title as Czar of Off Topic 9. ??? 10. PROFIT!
Resistance is futile, my bears will eat you! |
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| 01 Nov 2014 07:10 AM |
Yeah, ah, yeah, this is the Nikolai I know. Fun times.
~I give it two thumbs up! -Imran Zakhaev~ |
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| 01 Nov 2014 07:12 AM |
| Stalin cannot into Finland, but Nikolai can into Finland! Ura! |
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| 01 Nov 2014 07:14 AM |
Yes, but Stalin was into stupid, Nikolai not into stupid. Ooorah!
~Does that mean I *don't* get the job? -JC Denton~ |
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| 01 Nov 2014 07:15 AM |
Da!
Then Finns will be forced to play Balalaika Hero™ for all of time until all is ded. |
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| 01 Nov 2014 07:18 AM |
*googles Balalaika Hero*
*bursts into laughter*
~No Spoilers.~ |
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| 01 Nov 2014 07:21 AM |
Nikolai cannot into Euro Nikolai is already Euro |
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| 01 Nov 2014 07:23 AM |
| Euro is disgrace to Yuorup. Remove Euro. Rossiya stronk. |
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