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| 31 Oct 2014 03:23 PM |
| no i never lie! banterism is real m8! |
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sonihi
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:24 PM |
| Joining! Only the best relgion can survive! |
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:25 PM |
| u wil al die whn the banteran crusaders behed u all! |
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HeyHeyWho
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:25 PM |
| 8 left until official religion ! |
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:47 PM |
The Beginning 1 In the beginning The Fish God created stuff.
2 Now the Earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Meteor was hovering over the atmosphere, which is fake as well as everything else your science teacher tells you.
3 And The Fish God said, “Somebody turn the lights on it's dark in here,” and there was light.
4 The Fish God liked the light over the darkness, so he made the darkness sit at the back of the bus.
5 The Fish God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And then all of the other things that nobody cares about.
6 And The Fish God said something about water and vaults which makes no sense.
7 So The Fish God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And then wondered what the point of that was if there was still water everywhere.
8 The Fish God called the vault “sky.”
9 And The Fish God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And then forgot about the water still above the vault. Shortly later the scribe satirizing Genesis got tired of reading this garbage and stopped.
THE END
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