HeyHeyWho
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| 31 Oct 2014 02:57 PM |
to legally create a religion, at least 12 followers are needed.
so im making a religion called Earthism
who wants to join !!!!!!
i'll tell u what its about,
so basically, life on earth was created when a meteor, carrying a fish inside, crashed onto earth. the meteor split open and the fish with its water came out of the meteor. the fish somehow produced another fish and then those 2 fish mated together and created a hybrid fish like human, they named it adam. they later mated again creating another fish like human, they named it eve. adam and eve were part fish and part human but when they mated together, normal humans came out. since adam and eve didnt need air to survive, cuz they were fish, they built the first trees which gave us air. that is the start of humanity and how we came here
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HeyHeyWho
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:03 PM |
| 11 more until official !!!!! |
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:04 PM |
| you mean 10 since you worskip it |
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:04 PM |
| I'm a strong follower of Banterism sorry sir. |
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HeyHeyWho
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:04 PM |
o right 10 more !
and @ gw
didn't u know earthism is the only true religion |
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:06 PM |
| if u sai tht 2 me agaen i wil cut ur hed off and video it an pt it on FB k? |
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HeyHeyWho
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:07 PM |
| k thn i'l use my banterlopes horns to do it! |
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HeyHeyWho
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:08 PM |
| the fish gods will protect me from the lies of your fake religion !!!! |
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:08 PM |
| ahh i retreat to bantarctica with my army of banterlopes! |
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:08 PM |
| the fish gods will protect me from the lies of your fake religion !!!! [2] |
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HeyHeyWho
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:09 PM |
| no, your banterlopes are fake !!!!! |
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:09 PM |
| hw dar u cal banterlope fake! he is real11! wel ur fish god is fake hmm!!!! |
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HeyHeyWho
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:10 PM |
NOPE !!!!
earthism= real
fish god = real
all other religions= fake |
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:11 PM |
| well now i keep my religion in an isolated state, the nation of Bantarctica will not be plagued by the likes of Earthism, We follow the one true religion Banterism all hail the banterlopes. |
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HeyHeyWho
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:14 PM |
| all the banterlopes died because they relized they were folliwng a fake religion so they all shot themselves in the mouth. |
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:15 PM |
no banterlopes are banterism u fool, i sold your fish god to britain and now he's being eaten by fatties in liverpool! ha ha |
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HeyHeyWho
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:17 PM |
nope !
all yur followers are dead
your fake religion = dead
earthism= life |
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:17 PM |
| no my banterlopes are going to arrest you and put you in bantanimo bay silly |
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HeyHeyWho
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:19 PM |
| too bad they already shot themselves in the mouth hahaha!! |
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:21 PM |
| banterlopes are immortal they can't die! and they eat fish! |
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:22 PM |
religions in a nutshell also i follow just for the laughs of this being an actual religion if pastafarianism can be a religion anything can be
get t-rekt |
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HeyHeyWho
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:22 PM |
no they are dead
stop spreading lies with your fake religion !!! |
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HeyHeyWho
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| 31 Oct 2014 03:23 PM |
YES
+follower
9 left until official religion !!! |
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