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Re: Skyrim Guard Quotes

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legouniverseboy11 is not online. legouniverseboy11
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28 Oct 2014 12:37 PM
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...."
"The guards have been talking about you."
"Go fiddling with any locks around here and we're going to have a real big problem."
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll."
"Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn dragons could swoop down at any time."
"My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty."
"I can handle the occasional drunk or bandit. I don't know about dragons."
"Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me."
"Watch the skies, traveler."
"No lollygaggin'."
"They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King... with his voice! Shouted him apart!"
"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead."
"Got me thinking... maybe I'm the Dragonborn! And I just don't know it yet!"
"I have to wonder, what does the Dragonborn do once he's been summoned by the Greybeards? Can the Thu'um be taught, like any skill?"
"Seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords."
"I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid."
"What is it?"
"Trouble?"
"What is it? Dragons?"
"Fancy yourself an alchemist, hmm?...never could get the hang of that."
"Staying safe, I hope."
"Fear not. Come dragon or giant, we'll be ready."
"Citizen."
"Everything all right?"
"What do you need?"
"Best offense is a good defence, am I right?"
-Race specific-
Argonian-
"Stay out of trouble, Argonian."
"What is it, Argonian?"
"Stay out of trouble, lizard."
Mer-
"Watch it elf."
"What is it, Elf?"
"What do you want, little elf?"
"Stay out of trouble, Elf."
Imperial-
"Stay out of trouble, Imperial."
"What is it, Imperial?"
Khajiit-
"What do you want... Cat?"
"Stay out of trouble, Khajiit."
"What is it, Khajiit?"
Fists raised; "Sheathe those claws, Khajiit."
Nord-
"How can I help a brother/sister nord?"
"Trouble, kinsman?"
"Staying out of trouble, kinsman?"
"Kinsman."
Orc-
"What is it, Orc?"
"Stay out of trouble, Orc."
Redguard-
"What is it, Redguard?"
"Stay out of trouble, Redguard"
Vampire-
(Note: This dialogue can only be heard if the Dawnguard add-on isn't installed, causing the guards to be hostile to a stage four vampire)
"Die, Vampire!"
"You brought this on yourself!"
"Foul blood drinker!"
"Vampire! Burn it!"
"Vampire! To arms!"
Werewolf-
"Werewolf!"
"It's a werewolf! To arms! To arms!"
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lol245 is not online. lol245
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28 Oct 2014 12:37 PM
Skyrim is overrated stupid crap.
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legouniverseboy11 is not online. legouniverseboy11
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29 Oct 2014 07:32 AM
Says an atheist. Pfft, let people have some fun will you.
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PlantMisterMister is not online. PlantMisterMister
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29 Oct 2014 07:37 AM
Last time I heard that 'arrow to the knee' crap I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

then I realized that joke was as overrated as Skyrim itself
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Spiteless is not online. Spiteless
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29 Oct 2014 07:38 AM
um, what's wrong with being an atheist?
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ClaraTheDragonborn is not online. ClaraTheDragonborn
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29 Oct 2014 07:40 AM
the last time I played TESV was on July lmfao
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XTGNecro is not online. XTGNecro
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29 Oct 2014 07:56 AM
An "arrow to the knee" means "getting married" in Nordic


now you know
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IcyTheHedgehog is not online. IcyTheHedgehog
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29 Oct 2014 08:06 AM
>Skyrim is overrated stupid crap.

everyone is entitled to an opinion; but your opinion is absolute garbage
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legouniverseboy11 is not online. legouniverseboy11
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29 Oct 2014 08:38 AM
Nothing is wrong with being an atheist, I might be one too, I just posted these for poos and giggles.
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smokerzombie127 is not online. smokerzombie127
Joined: 17 Sep 2011
Total Posts: 2447
29 Oct 2014 08:54 AM
"no lollygaggin". *stops trying to gag the loli and runs*
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bloxmaster7777 is not online. bloxmaster7777
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29 Oct 2014 08:58 AM
Lollygaggin means no loitering.
Skyrim is good never gets boring.
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smokerzombie127 is not online. smokerzombie127
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29 Oct 2014 08:59 AM
i am aware of that. i was making a REALLY REALLY BAD joke.
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UpbeatOfficer is not online. UpbeatOfficer
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29 Oct 2014 09:03 AM
"Stop you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defence?"
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lol245 is not online. lol245
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
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29 Oct 2014 10:35 AM
you seem irritated at my opinion, newbag.
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legouniverseboy11 is not online. legouniverseboy11
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30 Oct 2014 06:58 AM
My favorite quote: "Seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. CURVED. SWORDS."
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DragonOfTime is not online. DragonOfTime
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30 Oct 2014 07:00 AM
'Big Meme'
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danielguyzs is not online. danielguyzs
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30 Oct 2014 07:01 AM
"everyone is entitled to an opinion; but your opinion is absolute garbage"

i need to write this on a post-it note and stick it on my desk
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evilkiller108 is not online. evilkiller108
Joined: 09 Oct 2011
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30 Oct 2014 07:03 AM
I'm going to now use these quotes on a daily basis, thank you for the specified list.
...except you forgot the guards in Solstheim
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legouniverseboy11 is not online. legouniverseboy11
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31 Oct 2014 08:55 AM
Dangit, I did. Oh well. ⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃
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HellStriker1 is not online. HellStriker1
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31 Oct 2014 09:32 AM
Cool. Thanks
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