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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
Joined: 25 Nov 2008
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26 Oct 2014 08:01 PM
reboot.exe has stopped working
==Plot==
One day of EA getting bashed by millions of people because of gamer-hostile business "practices", Peter Moore planned to create a artificial fast-spreading "virus" that turns people into zombie-like EA fans. It would be called "DLC-903". They also designed the "virus" to make it so if the EA lover-fied zombie bites a EA hater, he/she will turn into a zombie-like EA lover. Only one hater found out about it, and decided to shout it out at a stand-up routine stage. However, that decision made EA begin spreading the virus everywhere. One decade after the EA lover "zombie" apocalypse, reportedly millions of EA lover "zombies" have overtaken USA. The only survivors were 24,999 EA haters, some being potential and Gabe Newell. The survivors then set out to destroy EA and restore the "infected"...
==Character Template==
Name:
Bios:
Status:
Abilities:
Strengths:
Weaknesses:
Weapons:

My character:
Name: Peter "The Infector" More
Bios: Responsible for the creation of the artificial virus known as "DLC-903". Gained immortality a year after the spreading of the "virus".
Status: Alive
Abilities: Superior athletics over everyone, and superpowers, in which he can activate or deactivate using only his voice
Strengths: The power to outsmart and outdumb virtually anybody
Weaknesses: Prone to fire
Weapons: DLC-903 Syringe Blaster, dual RPGs, and a revolver, with 6 800mm Schwerer Gustav bullet shells shrunken to fit a cartridge of the revolver but maintain it's powerful destruction and modded to explode violently. He has 10 cartridges of that gun.

I'll start.

Today, I've been overwatching and observing the haters of my company.
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birm123 is not online. birm123
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26 Oct 2014 08:11 PM
....
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PickachuGirl is not online. PickachuGirl
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26 Oct 2014 08:11 PM
scary
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birm123 is not online. birm123
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26 Oct 2014 08:13 PM
heresy
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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26 Oct 2014 08:35 PM
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26 Oct 2014 10:20 PM
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Cyctorn is not online. Cyctorn
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27 Oct 2014 04:41 AM
sounds fun

==Character Template==
Name: Argyle "Pepperoni" Dewitt
Bio: Living in his home alone while the routine stage incident occurred, realized the situation when the forums he were on were filled with EA fans, and the Steam Community had been filled with haters.
Status: Alive and pizza-eating
Abilities: He can throw pizza slices at his opponent, which will either lure them, cut through them gruesomely, or do absolutely nothing.
Strengths: Good at finding errors and solutions, just as he had done before the DLC outbreak, finding a dangerous point in the terms and conditions of Origin, which had created a uproar. This means that Argyle was one of the catalysts for the outbreak.
Weaknesses: When deprived of pizza, his mental health depletes rapidly. Also, any contact with water will cause all of his energy-based weapons to shut off for a while.
Weapons:
Keyboard, shoots a single-shot highly concentrated green laser shot that will attempt to penetrate the enemy. Can double as a melee weapon.
Mouse, a left click will activate a blue laser that will protrude from the bottom of the mouse, acting as a light laser-based sword. A right click will disable the laser.
The Dome-inizer, when shot at the ground/ceiling/wall, will create a orange dome in which enemies can be trapped in. The dome will implode, dealing some damage to the enemies inside. Outsiders can shoot into the dome before it implodes. Uses all energy.
A simple SIG Sauer, with a 15 round magazine. Used in-case energy is depleted. 6 cartridges.
Energy is regained in amounts of 10, everytime a enemy is killed with the Keyboard's melee function.
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TheRanRanRu is not online. TheRanRanRu
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27 Oct 2014 06:06 AM
>sounds fun

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Minun1020 is not online. Minun1020
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27 Oct 2014 06:09 AM
.....

“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
― Terry Pratchett
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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27 Oct 2014 09:13 AM
I then looked back 10 years, the day our "virus had spread". It was 2015, the E3 2015 release of the Star Wars Battlefront reboot.

"Today, I would like for us to release..."

The crowd had grim faces, which I didn't ever know.

"...Star Wars - Battlefront! The reboot made by DICE!"

As the Battlefront game theme played, the crowd booed at me. I started to make an angry and grimmer face. 1 minute after the crowd started booing, they were still doing so. I now have that angry look on myself. I then pulled out a walkie-talkie and then said:

"Operation: Bring in DLC-903."

Turns out I set them up a trap for them to fall into. The virus itself is a virus. The formerly-booing crowd are now coughing. Those who weren't coughing, ran away. The newly-converted EA fans said in unison, "All hail EA." and so on.

The flashback ended and I gave a positive remark.
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27 Oct 2014 05:30 PM
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27 Oct 2014 07:17 PM
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Cyctorn is not online. Cyctorn
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27 Oct 2014 11:08 PM
So... do I start, too?
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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27 Oct 2014 11:19 PM
@Cyctorn
Yes, you can start.
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Cyctorn is not online. Cyctorn
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28 Oct 2014 01:48 AM
It's been 10 years since the incident. I still blame myself for the Terms and Conditions leak. Nowadays, I'm locked up in my house, fearful that those... EAmbies, as I call them, will break in. My supply of pizza and Coca-Cola is starting to run out. I've seen thousands of people flood into Pizza Hut. The food there may not be safe, I fear.

I pick up my keyboard, and pull back a operation rod on the back-side of it. A green light emanates from the top of the weapon, indicating that there is energy left in the keyboard.
I am in a dark room, and several makeshift targets have been put up on the wall. I take aim, and...
Failure. The shot misses narrowly, and hits the wooden wall next to it.
"I need practice," I muttered. "Those EAmbies won't stop until they take every person, including me."
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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28 Oct 2014 09:00 AM
Back at my office, I then pulled out a walkie talkie and said,

"EA Fan #833,941, send in a tank to Mr. DeWitt's house!

The tank approached Dewitt's house.
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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28 Oct 2014 05:40 PM
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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28 Oct 2014 07:02 PM
Anybody willing to play too?
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Cyctorn is not online. Cyctorn
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28 Oct 2014 11:09 PM
As I put my keyboard down on a bench, I notice a distant roar. I rush upstairs and check, but I'd forgotten that my windows, and my door were barricaded, and I couldn't go outside. "I'll wait and see what happens, first..."
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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28 Oct 2014 11:13 PM
Back in my office, I then coldly said,

"Aim and fire."

The tank I deployed turned out to be a powerhouse. The tank began to shoot at the house.
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Cyctorn is not online. Cyctorn
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28 Oct 2014 11:22 PM
As I turned my head to look back, suddenly a burst of fire raged through the front door! It went through a window, forcing me to leap into a prone. "Holy hot-dog stuffed crust! What the hell is going on back there?!" I yelled, quickly running down to the basement and grabbing my keyboard. "If they can't blast me, they'll just have to come to me..."
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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28 Oct 2014 11:28 PM
The tank does 2 more shots at the house.
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Cyctorn is not online. Cyctorn
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28 Oct 2014 11:40 PM
Some more blasts penetrate my house, and debris falls on me from the ceiling. Standing up, I make my choice to escape the house. "This ceiling will either collapse on me, or one of those shots will blast me," I said, running up the stairs and quickly removing the boards from the door. "Here goes nothing..." I muttered, proceeding to kick open the door.
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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28 Oct 2014 11:46 PM
Suddenly, Dewitt is blasted unconscious by the 4th and final shot.

"You've done good, my #1 fan. Now bring me his body and make sure he soden't wake up during the process!

The tank operator grabs a bucket of water walks outside and pours it only on the keyboard, making it spark.

7 hours later, the tank arrives at the White House, which is now my giant office, which is exactly as tall as the HL2 Citael. The tank operator (also a zombie) brings the body to me in a minute or so.

"Ahh, let's see what we've got here..."
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Cyctorn is not online. Cyctorn
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28 Oct 2014 11:51 PM
Darkness. Am I dead? I cannot hear or see anything. And... my pizza that I'd been keeping in my pocket is gone. I can't... What? Huh? 9 = 1? Does powerade kill people? I think I saw Barney in the corner of my eyes. No, no, no, I'm going crazy, need my pizza...
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