lolimp
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:16 PM |
There is this chick at school that sits in front of me that smells like blood and fish. It's gross, and then when she raises her arm up to ask a question it's like every human being on this earth farted at once.
So here is my question to you! Should I be polite and kindly buy her some freaking deodorant, or should I straight up tell her fat greasy arse that she smells like there is a sewer pipe running underneath her fat rolls. |
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:17 PM |
Spray her with a can of BED BATH AND BEYOND.
"You don't hug for luck in the theater." |
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:18 PM |
febreeze dat gurl
u silly goose |
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lolimp
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:20 PM |
| Oh and her breath smells like she ate grilled cabbage and Florida fried crocodile. |
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:21 PM |
| tell her to sniff some tic tacs |
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DlVINlTY
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:21 PM |
chicks should be in an incubator or under the supervision of a hen!
-I NAME CHANGED, IM STEVELACEY |OTER|\LMADER| |
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GODSDJ
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:22 PM |
Mix the two together in the gentlest way possible. Offer to buy her some deod, and.... er...Explain that you... ...Idk :c |
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lolimp
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:23 PM |
| I think the only solution is fire. BURN BUURRRNN!!! |
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GODSDJ
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:24 PM |
Dried blood and burned fish? wonderful.
~you just cannot fight fish with fire, rock paper life does not work that way~ |
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lolimp
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:27 PM |
| I think that shall be my new siggy. |
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Praefecto
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:27 PM |
| I found this post to be grossly exaggerated and lacking the human decency to leave the poor girl alone. Not only is it a violation of basic moral code, it is just a straight up bad deed. You are the one that smells, most likely. She is absolutely the utmost beautiful flower in the plains and you don't care to acknowledge that and blame your foul stench on her. This was a waste of my time. |
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GODSDJ
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:27 PM |
| Feel free to use it, but remember not to lose it :3 |
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:30 PM |
Politely stand up, walk in front of her, vomit on her, walk back, sit back down, stare at her until she turns around, and then smile like Jeff the Killer until she looks away, then stop smiling like that because everyone is staring at you like you're an idiot, then wait until that class ends, then while everyone is leaving the room, stay in your seat, then the teacher can walk over to you, then give the teacher a drawing, then wait until he takes the drawing, then explain the drawing you just happened to have with you, then walk away, then wait until the teacher turns around to stare at you, stare at the teacher, smile at the teacher like Jeff the Killer, the stop doing that because you already made yourself look stupid, then be late for your next class.
Am I good at typing long sentences? |
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lolimp
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:31 PM |
@Prae
You must use a loooooot of De O to cover up your B O.
~you just can not fight fish with fire, rock paper life does not work that way~ |
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JNike12
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| 27 Oct 2014 08:39 PM |
| Tell her and give it to her. |
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| 27 Oct 2014 09:29 PM |
| Definitely the latter with that exact wording |
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| 27 Oct 2014 09:30 PM |
| just ask your teacher , and tell her the situation & have her do your dirty work for you and maybe you'll get lucky and get a new seat. |
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