Swagudelo
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| 26 Oct 2014 07:25 PM |
I used to hate Chandler Parsons, but over the past few weeks I have grown a familiar acceptance for his antics. Chandler Parsons is simply one of the greatest players in the NBA, and I can fact check this. Through writing these essays I have realized that Chandler Parsons is better than Trevor Ariza. I have also realized that since Chandler Parsons is better than Ariza, and the fact that he thinks Dallas is a better and cleaner city than Houston, it must be true. I admire Chandler Parsons' marketability for not only rallying an entire city for him in an entire offseason, but making an entire city wish that he contracted Ebola, perhaps from Luol Deng's offseason visit to the motherland. Chandler Parsons also has a way to attract a female fanbase to basketball, and keep them interested in the sport. Chandler Parsons is truly my inspiration for life, the afterlife, and reincarnation.
I don't know if this is 10 sentences cause I didn't count |
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| 26 Oct 2014 07:26 PM |
This is sad.
ᗩᘉᓰᗰᗩ☂ᕮↁᗪᗩᘉᘉϒ〇 |
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Swagudelo
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| 26 Oct 2014 07:34 PM |
@East
Apparently you're not one of them lmao |
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Romoism
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| 26 Oct 2014 07:36 PM |
| I liked it. Good job. Made me laugh. |
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| 26 Oct 2014 07:36 PM |
>Right better Learn to spell please moldy |
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Swagudelo
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| 26 Oct 2014 07:37 PM |
"I have a 100 in that class I just didn't wanna sound arrogant"
considering you don't know the difference between right, and write, either
A. you're lying B. you're in a remedial class |
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Aidsaids
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| 26 Oct 2014 07:39 PM |
| Moldy is that your fall back statement, that's depressing I am not in the mood for that right now |
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| 26 Oct 2014 07:40 PM |
I know the difference it's the ipad, and its autocorrect ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LMFAO, yeah sure. |
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| 26 Oct 2014 07:40 PM |
| I never talked like that, I just was upset you made statements with no reason or evidence |
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| 26 Oct 2014 07:43 PM |
| I'm not allowed to make fun of myself now, I hate having Autism and I hate certain autistic people. |
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| 26 Oct 2014 07:46 PM |
That's like saying black people can't make black jokes and that they can't hate other black people. You're logic is hilarious. |
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| 26 Oct 2014 07:47 PM |
| Anyways so for derailing this. |
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| 26 Oct 2014 07:55 PM |
That is stupid. I live in a foster home, not a group home. Also I only have an Xbox 360, and my Foster Parents have wifi. |
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