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Aolim is not online. Aolim
Joined: 22 Jul 2014
Total Posts: 1521
23 Oct 2014 02:52 AM
I'll start.

>be in third grade at a school assembly
>have to crap real bad, feeling ill and feverish
>we all get seated on the gym floor
>Oh my God Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets' NBA team mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets)
>still have to crap so bad that I'm having cold sweats
>wearing gymshorts, no underwear
>Hugo the Hornet starts picking kids up and flipping them over in his hands and settling back down
>starting to feel dizzy from holding in my crap
>see him walking my way
>he's coming RIGHT FOR ME
>he picks me up and begins to flip me over
>he's squeezing my gut
>as I'm upside down, diarrhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, arcing through the air gracefully
>start screaming
>gets all over Hugo and sprays all over the kids sitting infront of me, hear it plop on the gym floor as well
>it also gets all over my face and in my mouth because I was screaming
>Hugo then drops me on my freaking head, into a pile of my own crap, hear him say loudly, "WHAT THE ****!"
>Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor.
>I puke at the horrifying reveal
>assume the fetal position
>covered in my own crap and can't stop farting/crapping/puking as I lay there
>start crying
>pass out
>wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at a distance
>the tiny breathable holes in my gymshorts work like a crap colander, leaking crap water everywhere,
leaving the hard bits in my shorts
>pass out again

~From then on, I was "The kid who crapped on Hugo the Hornet"
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Nenno is not online. Nenno
Joined: 14 Oct 2009
Total Posts: 9208
23 Oct 2014 02:57 AM
tl;dr

People who use siggys are tryhards.
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KingGhidorah2005 is not online. KingGhidorah2005
Joined: 21 Jul 2012
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23 Oct 2014 04:49 AM
wow
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