Aolim
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| 23 Oct 2014 02:52 AM |
I'll start.
>be in third grade at a school assembly >have to crap real bad, feeling ill and feverish >we all get seated on the gym floor >Oh my God Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets' NBA team mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets) >still have to crap so bad that I'm having cold sweats >wearing gymshorts, no underwear >Hugo the Hornet starts picking kids up and flipping them over in his hands and settling back down >starting to feel dizzy from holding in my crap >see him walking my way >he's coming RIGHT FOR ME >he picks me up and begins to flip me over >he's squeezing my gut >as I'm upside down, diarrhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, arcing through the air gracefully >start screaming >gets all over Hugo and sprays all over the kids sitting infront of me, hear it plop on the gym floor as well >it also gets all over my face and in my mouth because I was screaming >Hugo then drops me on my freaking head, into a pile of my own crap, hear him say loudly, "WHAT THE ****!" >Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor. >I puke at the horrifying reveal >assume the fetal position >covered in my own crap and can't stop farting/crapping/puking as I lay there >start crying >pass out >wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at a distance >the tiny breathable holes in my gymshorts work like a crap colander, leaking crap water everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts >pass out again
~From then on, I was "The kid who crapped on Hugo the Hornet" |
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Nenno
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| 23 Oct 2014 02:57 AM |
tl;dr
People who use siggys are tryhards. |
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